Hopes & Dreams
Was he on Jerry Springer?
Is he from Alabama?
Is he a musician?
Is he an Aquarius?
Does he have custody of a dog from a previous relationship?
Does he baby talk his dog?
Does he think the Cheesecake Factory is an upscale date?
We're looking for a ring, not a chain
Does his vehicle run?
5 Stars wont Lyft your spirits about driving him around
Does he have any dreams?
Better keep sleeping
Is his favorite director Woody Allen or Quentin Tarantino?
Does he think 'Netflix and chill' qualifies as a date?
Has he ever dated any of your friends?
The boy needs a newspaper to recycle
Has he invited you over to this house before you two initially met?
Do you hope to have a Dateline episode about you?
Does he think one-wheels are going to save the earth?
2 feet, one path out the door
Is his biggest goal in life to be on the Joe Rogan podcast?
Does he ask too many questions about your one friend?
Get the man glasses because he doesn't have eyes for you
Does he talk about his ex on the first date?
Is he always 40 minutes late to pick you up?
We don't waste time or gas
If you can't trust his compartments, move on
Is Elon Musk one of his role models?
He clearly likes villains -- turn on your Lilith
Maybe burn the love notes
Does anyone have a restraining order against him?
Run faster than his excuses
Does he throw a fit at a wine and paint night?
Grown toddlers are not welcome here
Does he need to borrow your car while you're at work?
He's not your son, leave him at home
Is he saving up for a Cyber truck?
Show us your best 'excited to go for a ride' face
Lets get you fantasizing over someone else
Has he been dumped within the last 30 days?
60 days?
Does he want to get married at Burning Man?
Get rid of this dusty guy
Does he ask ever Uber driver how long they've been driving & if they like driving for Uber?
Stop the interview