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The children were angry hornets before eating lunch. What do I mean by this?

The children were extremely angry because they were hungry

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Our backyard is a jungle.

What could this mean?

The backyard is very messy, or is filled with plants or things. 

100

Her room is a pig pen.


What does this mean?

Her room is very dirty. 

100

The soccer coach said "no pain, no gain" to the players after practice. 


What does no pain no gain mean?

You have to practice a lot in order to get better at something. 

100

Why does the giraffe have such a long neck?


Because its feet smell really bad.


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The ticket line for the football game was from here to mars.

What do I mean by from here to mars?

The line was very long. 

200

The children were bees swarming the ice-cream truck.

What does this mean?

The children were surrounding the ice cream truck excitedly. 

200

David is like a walking google search. 

What does this mean?

David knows a lot of things, David is very smart.

200

Stop beating around the bush! said Carl, when Jason avoided answering his question. 


What stop does beating around the bush mean? 

Say what you mean

200

What is the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Spring time!

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The hurricane was a bulldozer rumbling through our neighborhood. What do I mean by this?

The hurricane was destroying everything in it's path, like a bulldozer would. 

300

This car is a dinosaur.


What does this mean?

The car is very old. 

300

Andy is the class clown. 

What does this mean?

Andy always goofs off in class. 

300

"What are you going to do during winter break?" asked Delilah. "Not sure, I'm going to play it by ear"


What does play it by ear mean?

it means to have no plan, 

or figure it out as you go 

300

Where do pencils spend their vacations?

In Pencilvania.

400

Tyra is a magnet for bad luck. What do I mean by this?

Tyra is unlucky a lot. 

400

Our classroom is a zoo. 

The classroom is wild, there is a lot going on, its unorganized. 

400
Two wrongs don't make a right. 


What does this mean? 

'Two wrongs don't make a right', they mean that you should not do harm to a person who has done harm to you, even if you think that person deserves it.

400

5. This girl’s confidence evaporates when she sees a test page. What does that mean?

a. She knows she will do well.

b. She starts to feel nervous.

c. She can’t wait to take another test.

b. She starts to feel nervous.

400

What weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

A: Neither of them, they both weigh a ton!

500

The girl was waiting all day for a package. The sound of the car in the driveway was music to her ears.

What does "music to my ears" mean in this story?

"music to my ears" means something you are very happy to hear. 


500

My feet are two frozen blocks of ice.


What does this mean?

My feet are very cold. 

500

Don't judge a book by it's cover.

What does this mean?

Do not make an opinion on something or someone just based on how they look. 

500

If you are going to jump right into something, you are going to ____.

a. think about it for a while

b. get started right away

c. not do it

b. get started right away

500

What button is it impossible to unbutton?

Your bellybutton