Song Lyrics
Jokes
Poetry
100

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars, I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now

-Airplanes; B.o.B featuring Haley Williams

people believe that you can make a wish upon a shooting star; there's no shooting stars, so the planes in the sky moving like a star are what she is going to use to make a wish.

100

I'm a social vegan, I avoid meet

meet vs. meat.  

100

Forlorn! the very word is like a bell
To toll me back from thee to my sole self!

-Ode to a Nightengale, John Keats

bell-toll

200

and I am going to miss you like a child misses their blanket, but I've got to get a move on with my life, it's time to be a big girl now and big girls don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry

-Big Girls Don't Cry, Fergie

little kids find comfort and security in their blankets; they feel lost without it and will get sad without it...comparing that with her feelings for how she will miss who she is singing about

200

what did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?

I'm a cashew

cashew- catch you

200

 I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o’er vales and hills,


-Daffodils, W.W. Worth

clouds are by themselves; he's by himself

300

I have died everyday waiting for you, darling don't be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years, I'll love you for a thousand more

-A Thousand Years, Christina Perri

she has waited a long time for the person she is singing about to give her attention/to love her, and she will keep waiting until they do

300

I heard diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your jeans

jeans vs. genes

300

And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail

-All The World Is A Stage; Shakespeare

snails move slowly; the boy is moving slowly

400

right from the start you were a theif, you stole my heart, and I your willing victim, I let you see the parts of me that weren't all that pretty

-Just Give Me a Reason, Pink

theives steal things and who they steal from are called victims.  she said that who she is singing about 'stole' her heart (love) and she did so with permission.

400

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays

week vs. weak

400

Poised between going on and back, pulled
Both ways taut like a tight-rope walker,

-The Base Stealer, Robert Frost

comparing the baseball player being pulled into two different directions...the line between the bases is being compared the the tight rope and the baseball player is being compared to someone who would walk on it

500

'cause baby you're a firework, come on show them what you're worth, make them go 'oh, oh, oh', as you shoot across the sky

baby you're a firework, come on let your colors burst, make them go 'oh, oh, oh'

-Firework, Katy Perry

firework/colors burst=you have a lot to show off just like a firework, you are amazing like a firework

500

I wrote a song about a tortilla, actually, it's more of a wrap

wrap vs. rap

500

She sweeps with many-colored Brooms
And leaves the Shreds behind
Oh Housewife in the Evening West
Come back, and dust the Pond!

-She Sweeps With Many-Colored Brooms; Emily Dickinson

comparing a housewife sweeping to mother nature/the sunset fading away