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The better known name of Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili
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Meaning "I approve", "coo" is short for this; saving 1 keystroke adds up
What is cool
Ganymede is a moon of this planet
What is Jupiter
This cheesy cracker comes in in "extra toasty", "BIG", and "whole wheat" varieties
DaILLLLY DOUBLE!!!!!!!!
What are Cheeze-Its
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
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This is the name of the initial worker's protest began in March of 1917
What is the February Revolution
"GTG" can mean "good to go" or this parting phrase
What is "got to go"
This planet was originally named after King George III
What is Uranus
This internationally-adored flakey chocolate comes in many flavors such as grape and "man melon", but only in an Asian island nation
What are Kit-Kats
This fictional character said, "These people are members of a community who care about where they live. So what I hear when I'm being yelled it is, 'people caring loudly at me.'"
Who is Leslie Knope from "Parks and Recreation"
He was the first democratically elected president in modern Russian history
Who is Boris Yeltzan
Someone who types "sup" to you is contracting these 2 words
What is "what's up?"
In the Star Trek Universe, this is the quadrants where our Earth resides
What is the Alpha Quadrant
This is a crunchy rendition of a Midwest staple crop
What is corn nuts
"Resistance is futile"
Who are the Borg
The percentage of Russian males who die before the age of 55, and is divisible by 5
What is 25%
In "kk", the first K replaces this letter
What is "o"
This is the closest star to our own Sun
What is Alpha Centauri
This snack food is said to be able to withstand a nuclear apocalypse
What are Twinkies
Who is Tom Nook, Capitalist Pig
The number of timezones in modern day Russia
What is 9
Writer Adam Gopnik was among parents who made their kids snicker by thinking "LOL" meant this, not "laugh out loud
What is "lots of love"
This unit is defined as the distance between Earth and the sun
What is the Astronomical Unit
This sweet snack was featured as a plot device in the celebrated children's fantasy novel by C. S. Lewis, and is said to be irresistible, much to the befuddlement of readers everywhere
What is Turkish Delight
"One can never have enough socks."
Who is Albus Dumbledoor