Primary Songs
blossoms popping right before my eyes...
....I could take an armful and make a treat
Let's get down to business...
...To defeat the Huns, Did they send me daughters, When I asked for sons?, You're the saddest bunch I ever met, But you can bet before we're through, Mister, I'll make a man out of you
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation...
...And school comes along just to end it, So the annual problem for our generation, Is finding a good way to spend it...Like maybe, Building a rocket or fighting a mummy, Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower, Discovering something that doesn't exist, Or giving a monkey a shower
You're on the phone with your girlfriend...
...she's upset, She's going off about something that you said, 'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do
What does the fox say?...
...ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
or more
I'm so glad when daddy comes home, glad as I can be...
...clap my hands and shout for joy then climb up on his knee
Its out with the old and in with the new, Goodbye clouds of Gray, hello skies of blue...
...A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa, Endless days in my chaise, The whole world according to moi
Today's all burnt toast, Running late, and dad jokes...
..."Has anybody seen my left shoe?" Close my eyes, take a bite, Grab a ride, laugh out loud, There it is up on the roof
I hopped off the plane at LAX, With a dream and my cardigan...
...Welcome to the land of fame excess (woah), Am I gonna fit in? Jumped in the cab, here I am for the first time, Look to my right, and I see the Hollywood sign, This is all so crazy, Everybody seems so famous
Tell me what's makin' you jump like that...
...S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
I'm hinges in front and I'm hinges in back...
...but I have to have hinges or else I would crack!
I have a dream, I hope will come true...
...That you're here with me and I'm here with you
I wish that the earth, sea, and the sky up above-a
Will send me someone to lava
I know, you know, that I’m not telling the truth...
...I know, you know, they just don’t have any proof.
Embrace the deception- learn how to bend,
Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end.
Baby, you light up my world like nobody else...
...The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed, But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell, (You don't know, oh-oh) You don't know you're beautiful
To be a princess is to know which spoon to use
To be a princess is a thousand pairs of shoes
Latter day prophets are number one...
...Joseph Smith; then Brigham Young; John Taylor came third, we know; Then Wilford Woodruff; Lorenzo Snow; Joseph F. Smith (remember the F); Heber J. Grant; and George Albert Smith; David O. McKay was followed by Joseph Fielding Smith, Then Harold B. Lee, Spencer W. Kimball, Ezra Taft Benson, Howard W. Hunter. Gordon B. Hinckley, Thomas S. Monson. Now we have Russell M. Nelson.
Kid, honestly I could go on and on, I could explain every natural phenomenon...
...The tide, the grass, the ground. Oh, that was Maui just messing around I killed an eel, I buried its guts, Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts
I wanna be the very best, Like no one ever was...
...To catch them is my real test, To train them is my cause
When the sun shines, we'll shine together...
...Told you I'll be here forever, Said I'll always be your friend, Took an oath, I'ma stick it out to the end
There's been some confusion for you see my roommate is...
unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God
according to the dictates of our own conscience
Then after lunch it's puzzles and darts and baking
paper-mache, a bit of ballet and chess
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
When I was thirteen I had my first love
There was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us, nor could ever come above
So sweet, so easy on the eyes, but hideous on the inside
Whole life spreadin' lies but you can't hide baby nice try