Vines
Hey I'm lesbian
I thought you were American
If your name is Junior and your?
Really handsome, come on and raise your hand.
AHHHH?
STOP. You almost made me drop my croissant
Hurricane Katrina?
More like Hurricane Tortilla.
Hi my name is Trey?
And I have a basketball game tomorrow.
A basketball hits you in the head, what do you respond?
YAAAHHHH
Whoever threw that paper?
Your mom's a hoe.
Um Jared can you read 23 for the class?
No I can not. My name is Jared and I'm 19 and never learned how to read.
Chris is that a weed?
No-. I'm calling the police.
Come to del taco they got a new thing called.
Fre sha voca do.
I'm gonna say it, I don't care that you
Broke your elbow
Opposite of gaydar?
Two bros chiiling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause their not gay.
Um I'm Billy and I'm 19 and I'm a little nervous.
He was a boy she was a girl.
Mary is that a police?
I'm calling the weed. 420 what you smoke.
A potato?
Flew around my room.
Road work ahead?
Ah yea sure hope it does
I want a church girl that goes to church?
And read your bible.
Do you know whats worse than a rapist.
A child
Why you?
Always lying
I'm in my moms?
Car broom broom.
*Sneezes* good job Ron.
I sneezed, oh I'm not allowed to sneeze.
I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag?
*Freaks out*
Peel the avocado?
Guacamole Guac Guacamole.
What are those?
These are my crocs.
HZZKA. Is that real? What is it referring it to?
A rat