70ISH TV THEME SONGS
80'S AND 90ISH TV THEME SONGS
2000 ISH TV THEME SONGS
RAP, POP R AND B
ONE HIT WONDERS
100

Here's the story
Of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls

All of them had hair of gold
Like their mother
The youngest one in curls 


THE BRADY BUNCH

100

Love and Marriage, Love and Marriage,

Go together like a horse and carriage,

This I tell ya brother, you can't have one without the other.

100

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
Spongebob Squarepants

100

We are lovers through and through and though
We made it through the storm
I really want you to realize
I really want to put you on


I've been searchin' for someone
To satisfy my every need
Won't you be my inspiration
Be the real love that I need


100

Risin' up, back on the street
Took my time, took my chances
Went the distance
Now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive



It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge
Of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye... of the tiger

"EYE OF THE TIGER" 

200

Well, we're moving on up to the east side
To a deluxe apartment in the sky
Moving on up to the east side
We finally got a piece of the pie

Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta trying
Just to get up that hill 

THE JEFFERSON'S

200

Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down a road and back again
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant

And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
Well, you would see the biggest gift would be from m. And the card attached would say

Thank you for being a friend 

GOLDEN GIRLS

200

I know my parents love me,
Stand behind me come what may.


I know now that I'm ready,
Because I finally heard them say
It's a different world than where you come from.


200

At first we started out real cool

Taking me places I ain't never been
But now, you're getting comfortable
Ain't doing those things you did no more
You're slowly making me pay for
Things your money should be handling 

BILLS BILLS BILLS DESTINY'S CHILD

200

I wanna rock right now
I'm Rob Base and I came to get down
I'm not internationally known
But I'm known to rock the microphone


Because I get stoopid, I mean outrageous
Stay away from me if you're contagious
'Cause I'm the winner, no, I'm not the loser
To be an M.C. is what I choose 'a

ROB BASE IT TAKES TWO

300

Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip

That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship 


GILLIGAN'S ISLAND

300

When I wake up in the morning
And the alarm gives out a warning
And I don't think I'll ever make it on time


By the time I grab my books
And I give myself a look
I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by

It's alright 'coz I'm saved by the bell


300

The animals, the animals
Trap, trap, trap 'til the cage is full
The cage is full... the day is new
And everyone is waiting, waiting on you

And you've got time


ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK 

300

...I've been travelin on dis road too long, jus tryna find my way back home. The old me is _ ."

Dead and Gone

300

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side


But then I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to get along

GLORIA GAYNOR I WILL SURVIVE

400

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,

The weekend comes, the cycle hums
Ready to race to you

400

This is the theme to Garry's Show,
The theme to Garry's show.
Garry called me up and asked if I would write his theme song.

I'm almost halfway finished,
How do you like it so far,
How do you like the theme to Garry's Show.

THE GARRY SHANDLING SHOW

400

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...


The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery,
That all started with the big bang! (Bang!)

400

I would like to get to know if I could be
The kind of girl that you could be down for

Cause when I look at you I feel something tell me
That you're the kind of guy that I should make a move on 

Brandy "I wanna be down" 

400

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing


CARL DOUGLAS KUNG-FOO FIGHTING

500

Good Times.
Any time you meet a payment.
Good Times.
Any time you need a friend.
Good Times.
Any time you're out from under.

Not getting hassled, not getting hustled.
Keepin' your head above water,
Making a wave when you can.

Temporary lay offs.
Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs.

500

Well, you woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun
Your mama always said you'd be the chosen one

She said, you're one in a million, you've got to burn to shine
But you were born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes 


THE SOPRANO'S 

500

I am the son

and the heir

I am human and I need to be loved...just like everybody else does

CHARMED 

500

Here we go...

(clue...rap)

Once upon a time not long ago

when people wore pajamas and lived life slow

when laws were stern and justice stood

and people were behavin' like they ought ta good

500

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.

THE WEATHER GIRLS "IT'S RAINING MEN"