"What's 9 + 10?
Twenny one"
"I'm in me mum's car!
Broom! Broom!"
"Hurricane Katrina? More like
Hurricane Tortilla!"
"Road work ahead?
I sure hope it does!"
"Stoppp, I could've
dropped my croissant!"
"Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like
a buttcheek on a stick"
"Get to Del Taco. They got a new things called Freesh-
Freeshavocadoo"
"WHAT ARE THOSSSEEE?
They're my crocs!"
"It is Wednesday
my dudes"
"Look at all those
chickens"
"It's an avocadoooo,
thanksss"
"It's free
real estate"
"Hi, welcome to
Chili's"
"...And they were roommates.
Oh my god they were roommates!"
"Why are you running?
Why are you running?"
"Wow"
"I have the power of God and
anime on my side!"
"I smell like
beef"
"Haha
I do that!"
"Hi..
OK"
"Sorry I didn't see you there. I was too busy blocking out
the haters"
"I didn't get no sleep cus of y'all,
y'all not gonna get no sleep cus of me!"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RAVEN!!!
I can't swim"
"That was
legitness"
"Who's the hottest Uber driver you ever had?
I never went to Oovoo Javer"