It's All Relative
This dynamic duo put on their dancing shoes and the rest was history.
Who are Ethel and Stan?
It's not short. It's not wide. This suburban sprawl is home to Kings, Queens, Nassau, and Suffolk counties.
What is Long Island?
Anyone who's part of the Finkel sphere would likely find one of these circular starters on their plate before every meal.
What is canteloupe or grapefruit?
Don't get caught in the cold like this sibling who Robin once locked outside.
Who is Sharon?
Stuck in traffic? Drop something heavy on your toe? Kids give you a headache? This phrase covers it all.
What is "Oy gevalt"?
Grandma Ethel prided herself on all of her kin being "marriage material", but these two grandkids are the latest to start planning their futures.
Who are Lianna and Gina.
These salty dogs were the mascots of Oceanside High School.
Who are the sailors?
The name of this organ-ic delicacy often follows the question..."What am I...?" when someone feels a little left out.
What is chopped liver?
Spend all your money at college? That's okay! Robin proved you could survive off this canned brand for a semester.
What is Campbell's soup?
See someone who's nice on the eyes? Give them this compliment.
What is "Shayna punim"?
From swimming with “sharks” to hitting music festivals around the world, this jetsetter makes sure to do everything pronto!
Who is Alexander?
You can take the kids out of Oceanside, but you couldn't keep these former hometown heroes from finding love on the opposite coast.
Who are Sharon and Harlan?
You can practice your braiding skills on long hair or when preparing this deli counter fave.
What is Challah?
Some call it romantic, but speakers of this language call it romantique. It also happens to be Robin’s major when she was an Aztec and a Wildcat.
What is French?
A dirty rag or piece of clothing you wouldn't be caught dead wearing around Ethel.
What is a shmata?
If they gave out Olympic medals for being able to sell you pretty much anything, these auto officianados would take gold.
Who are Haley and Alan?
Before settling onto sunny Snowbond Ct. the OG Finkel crew would put this address into their GPS.
What is 3375 Oceanside Road?
Contrary to its name, you won't find the origins of this saucy Stanley Finkel special in a hen house.
What is Eggplant Parmesan?
You might find Robin in a big yellow taxi singing along with this reigning Canadian songbird.
Joni Mitchell
If Olive Garden were a Jewish restaurant, their tagline would be "When you're here, you're _____"
What is mishpachah?
These two Cal-ifornians are beary in love.
Who are Haley and Brett?
Don't be blue! While this colorful Oceanside staple is gone forever, it used to have everything you needed to taste the rainbow.
What is the Red Store?
Out of pasta sauce? This is a perfect alternative, according to Ethel.
What is ketchup?
Do you know your A-B-C's? More importantly, do you know which letters follow Robin's name on her professional email signature?
What is M.S., L.P.C.C., C.R.C.?
Don't be a _____ or you're out of this family!
What is a Schmuck?