Fish jokes
How do shellfish take photos?
With a a clam-era.
They have barbels ("whiskers") and no scales.
Catfish.
True or false, baby sharks are referred to as cubs.
False, they are called pups.
This animal has three hearts, blue blood, and no bones.
Octopus.
Why do fish live in saltwater?
Pepper makes them sneeze.
A small freshwater fish which usually has bright colors like orange, red, or while scales.
The Goldfish.
True or false, most sharks do not need to swim.
True, some sharks need to swim in order to breathe, while others can pass water through their gills while resting.
The only fish with a neck, males can give birth to young.
Seahorse.
Why was the cod always calm?
It went with the current!
Orange and white stripes, iconic for a popular Disney movie.
Clownfish.
True or false, most sharks have bad eyesight.
False, most sharks have good eyesight, having very good night vision.
These look like plants, but they are tiny animals grouped together and are usually very colorful.
Coral reefs.
How do fish send secrets?
By whisper-net.
A fish with a long bill, many saying it looks like a sword.
True or false, sharks have been hypothesized of appearing around 300 million years ago.
False, sharks have been hypothesized of appearing 455 million years ago.
These animals can travel more than 1,400 miles to lay eggs on the same beached where they were hatched.
Sea turtles.
What is the most expensive fish in the world?
The goldfish.
Has a large dorsal fin, making them recognizable easily. Is also a cartilaginous fish and not smooth skin.
Shark.
True or false, sharks reproduce in different ways.
True, there are oviparous (egg laying), viviparous (birthing the egg) species.
Age of the fish.