Songs
Mallory thinks this song best describes Fiona, but I would say it best describes Katniss as she presented her dress to the Hunger Games crowd in Catching Fire
Girl on Fire - Alicia Keys
Mallory describes Fiona's life as this massive 2023 blockbuster hit which won a single Oscar for best original song
Barbie
Bailey believes that Fiona is a lot like this character who has a famous 2001 rom-com all about her diary
Bridget Jones
It's literally in her name
Fox
This country was ironically the most commonly submitted answer, although their cuisine is known to contain copious amounts of dairy
Italy
Fiona describes her own life using this song from the Barbie soundtrack which includes an interpolation of the famous song "Mickey"
Speed Drive - Charli XCX
According to Julia, this 2018 post-apocalyptic thriller which stars a mother and father married both in the movie and in real life and includes very little noise, is nothing like Fiona's life
A Quiet Place
Rachel would say that Fiona closely resembles this Gossip Girl protagonist played by Blake Lively
Serena van der Woodsen
Rachel jokingly compared Fiona to this animal which is deeply loved by a women who is known to terrorize Chicago Facebook groups
Ferret
"Fiona yearns for life as a _____, where she eats sausages, smokes cigarettes, and manipulates socialized medicine." - Julia
German
Popularly heard at ceremonies to commemorate our transition from elementary school to middle school, Bailey used this song to describe Fiona because 'as our lives change, come whatever, we will still be _____'
Graduation (Friends Forever) - Vitamin C
Rachel aptly describes Fiona's life as this comedy which is named after the thing that Fiona was dealing with this morning
The Hangover
This fictional character was easily the most common answer to this question
Princess Fiona
Hali compared Fiona to this feline predator because 'she likes to run in packs' even though this striped creature is known to be solitary in nature
Tiger
Hali compared Fiona to this European country due to her coolness and affinity for looking cool while smoking cigs
France
Hey now, this song which became popular after being used in a massively popular 2001 animated movie and is what Dylan used to describe Fiona
All Star - Smash Mouth
Fiona and Bailey both agree that her life is like this 90s flick which stars a young Paul Rudd and popularized the phrase "As if!"
Clueless
Julia used this inept principal from Abbot Elementary to best describe Fiona
Ava Coleman
Anna's answer to this is the combination of the following clues:
1. What fireflies do at night
2. 'Would you still love me if I were a ____?'
Glow worm
Anna compared Fiona to this gorgeous and notoriously hilly coastal capital city found in Western Europe
Lisbon
If Fiona were to name this Rod Stewart song as a question to the crowd, Rachel believes that we should all say yes and 'talk about how hot she is'
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart
Dominique describes Fiona's life as this 2001 classic which follows a woman as she overcomes stereotypes and attempts to obtain a Juris Doctor degree from Harvard Law School
Legally Blonde
This sexy half Ironteeth, half Crochan witch from Throne of Glass is the character Anna used to best describe Fiona
Manon Blackbeak
Julia compares Fiona to this green flier who is often portrayed in memes threatening users who miss their daily lessons
The Duolingo bird
Rachel compared Fiona to this major Asian city, which is also where Fiona has often said she wants to travel to on her honeymoon
Tokyo