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The ultimate sporting championship in the Vance family.
What is the David's cup.
Sport played when Uncle Blaine beat David.
What is ping-pong.
David performed this act to win Idaho Falls High School talent show the first time.
What is "free-style" piano, performing Claire De Lune, whilst handcuffed, juggling balls, etc.
The electrical device that nearly killed David.
What is the Croft's wall heater.
The academic school year David was homeschooled.
What is 5th grade.
The number of sibling hired to work for David.
Jonny, Jessica, Cassi, Joshua, James.
What is Post Register Runner of the Year.
This was the book Grandma Vance gave to David that continued to encourage his interest in comedy.
What is "Dave Barry Slept Here". (We will also accept "Big Max". Not as funny, but Grandma always laughed and so did David.
What David did to avoid peeing on Jason at scout camp a second time.
What is sleep outside of the tent.
Senior class student government post held by David.
What is Senior Class vice-president.
The end goal when David sat on you and tickled you.
What is get you to wet your pants.
This is the place David finished in the state cross country meet.
What is 21st place.
This was David's first medium used as he explored comedy.
What is writing a comic strip.
David was doing this when his father convinced him he suffered from bedwetting.
What is sleeping on the Jarman's trampoline.
Musical instrument purchased in Ti Juana (and later at the beach in Washington.)
What is an accordion?
To prove superiority in this regard, David would go to any length.
What is anything.
Will also accept--pulling a prank, wrestling, chess, foos ball.
David watched these two teams play in the 2002 Winter Olympics hockey quarter finals.
Who was USA and Germany.
The title of a club that could come back to cause political havoc for David in the future.
What is the Komedy Klub Konstitution.
This is what David was doing while Mom's brothers stopped by the house to visit after the birth of Ben and she was staying in the hotel with her mother.
What is creating a giant pee-waterfall from the top of the stair.
AP score David earned in statistics and European History respectively.
What is 5 and 4.
What David was doing when Mom was on her way to deliver baby Seth.
What is going on a date?
The sport that David was practicing at the same time that he was then given the opportunity to learn how to patch dry wall.
What is karate while leaping across Mom's bed.
One of the two jokes David made that first made his father laugh.
1. David: I didn't know Uncle Mike was good at fixing cars. Dad: He's not. David: then why did mom hire him to fix her car?
or
2. Mom: Will you leave your children home with your oldest child? David? No, I would be too scared something horrible would happen.
The reason David was able to pee for such a long duration.
What is urethral stricture.
David's birth weight.
What is 8 pounds 4 oz.