SPORTS
What does mvp stand for?
Most valuable player
The first thing black people say when they about to lie
"SWHHW"
See what had happened was
What is the the powerhouse of the cell?
Mitochondria
What is the red, juicy salad staple that is a fruit?
Tomato
What premium AT&T home internet device service relies on light signals rather than electricity to provide optimal speeds for streaming and gaming?
AT&T Fiber
What sport uses the term "strike" and "spare"?
Bowling
When black people telling the truth they say
"HTFYGTM"
How the F*** you gone tell me
The invisible force that pulls objects toward each other and keeps the planets in our solar system orbiting the sun
Gravity
Which fast food restaurant's famous saying is "Have it your way"?
Burger King
What classic keyboard shortcut combination allows you to copy a word, phrase, or entire document?
Ctrl+C
What is the name of the trophy awarded to the super bowl winner?
The Vince Lombardi Trophy
White parent, "please stop crying"
Black parent,"WHAT YOU CRYING FOR? SUBIGYSTCA"
Shut up before I give you something to cry about
What is technically classified as the largest desert on earth due to it's lack of precipitation?
Antarctica
How many spots are on the Domino's pizza logo?
If you jam this machine while making copies, you must fix it or call for help, rather than walking away
Photocopier/Printer
What is the terms for a tied score in tennis?
Deuce
White people, "Well in conclusion"
Black People "NATEOTD"
Now at the end of the day
What is the largest organ of the human body?
Skin
How many flavors of ice cream does Baskin-Robins have?
31
What term refers to a secure network connection that allow remote workers to safely access the company intranet?
VPN (Virtual Private Network)
How far is the 3 point line from the basket in the NBA?
23 feet 9 inches
*You got yourself hurt*
White moms, "aw baby come here i'll kiss it better"
Black moms, "BYWDTSA"
Bet you won't do that s*** again
What force acts to resist the relative motion of two solid surfaces sliding or rubbing against each other?
Friction
What is the oldest soft drink in America?
Dr. Pepper
What annual event involves a formal conversation between employee and manager regarding goals, acheivements, and salary adjustments?
Annual Performance Review/ APR