Mile Wise
Milewise is just one of these combinations of telecommunications and informatics that Allstate offers.
What is telematics?
There are over 28 of this growing entertainment chain in the US, where if you head to the rooftop you can practice your driving...but don't take your car up!
What is Topgolf?
This is the world's oldest known man-made instrument. It was a great way for our primate ancestors to wind down and is over 60,000 years old...Holey moley!
What is a flute?
Google Maps used to tell folks in Zone 1 to get to Japan by traveling across the Pacific Ocean via this boat.
What is a kayak?
This Super Bowl singer may not have been blinded by the light of his halftime show funhouse, but he did seem lost.
Who is the Weeknd?
This Prince of Darkness played trumpet in Charlie Parker's quintet...ya like jazz?
Who is Miles Davis?
An insurance professional like yourself would be wise to add a home policy to your auto insurer to save money, also known as this.
What is bundling?
Francis Scott Key's poem "Defense of Fort McHenry" eventually became the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner. The poem was inspired by the Battle of this city.
What is Baltimore?
You can go Around the World, Walk the Dog, and do the Time Warp with this toy. This also tends to be the first two sounds of a bad freestyle rap.
What is a Yo-yo?
One does not simply forget this fallen character, the only nonsurviving member of the Fellowship of the Ring appropriately played by Sean Bean.
Who is Boromir?
Driving 60 MPH nonstop would take about this long to reach the total distance to the moon. This time measurement is unironically about the length of a full lunar cycle.
What is a month?
Only a fool on the hill would be unwise enough to fail to use this when parking their car.
What is the emergency brake?
Edison recorded lyrics of this song/nursery rhyme when testing his (then new) phonograph invention.
What is Mary had a Little Lamb?
This explorer's expedition was the first to sail around the world, though the explorer himself only made it about halfway.
Who is Magellan?
This anthem rocked 1999 and made the Shrek series hit the ground runnin.
What is 'All Star'?
If you ever ran 13.1 miles, you'll know the official name of this.
What is a half marathon?
Scrappy Doo was kicked out of this vehicle after an unwise attempt to become the gang leader in the Scooby Doo movie.
What is The Mystery Machine?
Prince and pauper alike celebrated the final year of the century to this celebratory tune.
What is Party Like it's 1999?
The world record for most sovereign countries played in by a basketball team is just one of this team's 22 standing world records (most of the rest probably involve trick shots).
Who are the Harlem Globetrotters?
An unsung former Marvel superhero actor who is known for playing many wacky characters and for unforgettable phrases such as "Not the bees!". A true national treasure for memeologists everywhere.
Who is Nicholas Cage?
During the reign of this Queen, the distance of a mile was changed from 5,000 feet to 5,280 feet.
Who is Queen Elizabeth I.
In this throwback video game where you try to get your driver's license, this grumpy driving instructor gives you all the demerits you can eat and is literally the name of the game.
Who is Ed?
This artist recently became the most awarded singer of all time in Grammy history, a successful pop star both in the Pink Panther and in real life.
Who is Beyonce?
I'm sure you could circumnavigate the globe in 2.5% of the Jules Verne deadline with the right aircraft, but keep in mind that his book was written in 1872.
What is Around the World in 80 Days?
Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure condescension.
Who is Condescending Wonka?