Characters
His full name is Milton Meally the Third, but most folks call him _______.
Who is Shorty?
This hot little tin shed is the headquarters of Flynn's _______ _____ business.
What is a parking lot?
Gertie has been praying for the miraculous restoration of Curley Dan's ________.
What is a brain?
Mort and Harold are engaged in this pastime prior to being distracted by the arrival of Jolene.
What is checkers?
This multi-passenger vehicle leaves Flynn bruised and stranded.
What is a bus?
He claims he once hanged a man for telling puns.
Who is Slim?
This business establishment is run by a burly Irishman and is known for its mean steaks, mean bartender and mean patrons.
What is Cow Paddy's Saloon?
Prior to relocating to Wyoming, Flynn toiled at this occupation.
What is parking lot attending?
As Flynn's visit to Jolene's home becomes increasingly awkward, Flynn spots this musical device and the situation suddenly becomes even more complicated.
What is a guitar?
Flynn's four-footed companion is more ornery side-kick than trusty mount.
Who is Speckles?
This vile but influential person warns Flynn of dire consequences should he continue pursuing a romance with Jolene.
Who is Petunia?
This building is summer housing for Flynn and his co-workers.
What is a bunkhouse?
This young man has had a horrible crush on Jolene since grade school.
Who is Rolf?
This four-wheeled conveyance does not survive the trail drive.
What is a chuckwagon?
This rugged machine brings out the "Hoo-wee!" in Flynn.
What is a Jeep CJ5?
For 400 points, name the "odd-looking waitress."
Who is Luann?
This indoor space is decorated with pictures of a championship horse and his prolific progeny.
What is Chandler the Magnificent's office?
Wayne Wainwright and Milton Meally have a bitter disagreement regarding the historical accuracy of this movie.
What is "Taming Annelida?"
It is in front of this business establishment that Flynn meets the mysterious Layla.
What is Jolly Jake's Junk Junction?
These large transporters of goods prove to be highly destructive.
What are semi-trucks?
Gertie is founder and president of the L.S.W.D.D.D. This acronym stands for __________.
Who are the Long-Suffering Wives of Deadbeats, Derelicts, and Dingbats?
Flynn is surprised to see this man-made object in a setting he thought was pristine wilderness.
What is a picnic table?
Jolene's hopes and dreams where put on indefinite hold after an unfortunate event involving this make and model of automobile.
What is a Mustang Mach 1?
A conman and his female accomplice claim they are marketing Shorty's products to a group of sheiks from _______ and Kuwait.
What is Saudi Arabia?
Jolene traces Chandler the Magnificent's paternal ancestry all the way back to __________.
Who is Chandler the Philanderer?