Dinner
8 OR 10, no matter how you cut it I'm a favorite party meal!
PIZZA
My head looks like a white tree and some think that broccoli is my cousin.
CAULIFLOWER
I'm the greatest dessert in the entire universe, at least according to Adam. Don't serve me hot, or you'll be drinking me instead.
ICE CREAM
Hot or cold, this wake up sauce never gets old!
COFFEE
Cold bread? Ewwwwww. Crunch it up but don't burn this tasty morning meal.
TOAST
Ring the bell and sprint to the border, I'm best with a little salsa...
TACOS or BURRITO
"Spear" me your excuses, I'm a tall green that's sometimes a little smelly.
ASPARAGUS
Stop staring at the oven, I'll be done soon enough. The Girl Scouts will be happy to box them up when you're done.
COOKIES
If crocodiles exercise, this is a good aid for their reptilian lookalike.
GATORADE
Flip a stack, Jack, but don't expect to get them back.
PANCAKES
Get your buns in gear, I relish my chance to eat these pups.
HOT DOGS!!
The Zoom group has said that my sprouts reek of feet, but I don't care because at least I'm not a beet.
BRUSSEL SPROUTS
Snap, Krackle, and Pop need to "mallow" out, dude. These are as sticky as they are yummy.
RICE KRISPIE TREATS
Mr. Salt is no doctor, but I'm pretty sure this has lotsa sugar!
DR. PEPPER
Do Quakers eat this? I'm not sure but the cardboard tube it comes in makes me think so.
OATMEAL
Take two from a loaf and butter me up. Don't skimp on the American or Swiss, please.
GRILLED CHEESE
What's up, Doc? I'm the color of our baseball team, just don't eat the top!
CARROT
You don't get points for sucking up to these. Throw in some walnuts and you're in choco heaven.
BROWNIES
71 percent of Earth and 60 percent of you! Yes, you!
WATER
This is a KILLER treat anytime of day. If you have a lucky charm, these will stay Krispie!
CEREAL
Some say I have the hair of an angel, elbows like Craft Mac and cheese, but I'm always good with some Prego.
PASTA
Even though I start with the letter Z, I look like a cucumber but don't forget about me.
ZUCCHINI
You can't make these at home, but ROY, G, and BIV all agree that these red-bag chewies are the one for me.
SKITTLES
Pulpy or not, I'm tropical and vitamin rich!
ORANGE JUICE
I was born in the South. Take that corn and boil it, boil it, boil it until I'm porridge. Good luck, shrimp.
GRITS