Food #1
What kind of dog has no tail?
What is a hotdog.
What fruit loves to go crazy and go wild.
What is a banana.
I am a fruit, but also a shape. If you rearrange my letters I could be a crime.
What is pear.
I am the only vegetable that will make you cry, but not because I've hurt your feelings. What am I?
What is an onion.
What can we serve but never eat?
What is a tennis ball, volleyball, or badminton.
Although I have many eyes, I cannot see. I have a round brown face with lots of acne. What am I?
What is a potato.
What is the saddest fruit?
What is a blueberry.
What vegetable grows eggs?
What is an eggplant?
I always try my best to keep up with mustard and bbq sauce. Who am I?
What is ketchup.
What is served on the dinner table but can never be eaten?
What is plates and silverware.
I am a beer yet kids can drink me and not get drunk. What am I?
What is rootbeer.
I am a bird, I am a fruit, and I am a person. What am I?
What is a kiwi.
First you throw away the outside, then you cook the inside and then you throw away the inside. What am I?
What is corn.
What kind of fruit do computer nerds love the most?
What is Macintosh Apples.
This is found in a road you are force to make a decision.
What is fork.
What kind of fruit must have a large wedding ceremony with lots of people in attendance?
What is a Can't-elope.
What fruit is a great use of history?
What is a date.
What did the doctor prescribe to the sick lemon?
What is lemon-aid.
What is a vegetable that people think is a fruit?
What is a Rhubarb.
What can carry lots of food but cannot eat anything?
What is a fridge.
A container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?
What is an egg.
It looks green, it opens red. What you eat is red, but what you spit out is black.
What is a watermelon.
What has no beginning, end or middle?
What is a doughnut.
What is a cheese made backwards?
What is Edam.
What is always found on the ground but never gets dirty.
What is a shadow.