You Will Lose
Too Much Reading
Goodwill Shopping
The Grind
The Glory
100

He is a character from the hit game League of Legends who "endures the fluid temperaments of mortals while struggling to find a cause worthy of the last of his kind."

Malphite
100

INNATE: This champion has access to an arsenal of 5 Moonstone Weapons, created by his sister Alune. He equips two weapons at any one time, one as his main weapon and one as his off-hand. Each weapon has a unique basic attack and passive effect.

This champion begins the game with Calibrum as his main weapon and Severum in his off-hand, with Gravitum, Infernum, and Crescendum queued in reserve. The queue order can be rearranged based on weapon usage.

INNATE - MOONLIGHT: Weapons spawn with 50 Moonlight for ammunition, which is consumed on basic attacks on-attack or to cast his abilities. Abilities that cause this champion to attack do not cost additional Moonlight on top of their ability cost. Once his main weapon is exhausted of Moonlight, it is moved to the end of the queue and Aphelios assembles his next available weapon over 1 second to equip it from his reserve, with its ability being placed on a 1.5-second cooldown before that time. This champion cannot cast Phase during the assembly.

INNATE - WEAPON MASTER: This champion cannot improve his abilities with skill points. He starts the game with Phase and gains access to abilities at level 2 and Moonlight Vigil at level 6, with the latter improving automatically at levels 11 and 16. Instead, Aphelios may spend his skill points to gain bonus attack damage, bonus attack speed, or lethality.

Aphelios

100

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The cost of Trinity Force

100

The amount of LP it takes to get from one division to the next.

(For example: Gold 4 to Gold 3.)

100

100

Dance contest

Everyone hits their favorite League of Legends champion dance. Everyone then decides who did the best and they get the points.

200

The radio of Malphite's passive, Granite Shield.

9%

200

He drains his foe's spiritual energy, causing his Basic Attacks to heal him for an additional 10 (scaling with level)% of the damage they deal. The amount healed is calculated after any damage mitigating effects the target may have and is increased based on his character level. This effect does not apply versus structures, wards, or ward-like objects.

Nasus's passive

200

The name of items such as Farsight Alteration, Oracle Lens, and Stealth Ward.

Trickets

200

The rank that League of Legends has, but VALORANT doesn't. It's Somewhere from Iron to Platinum.

Iron

200

Tellstones

Play Anton in a game of Tellstones. If you win you get the points!

300

The name of Malphite's W: the ability which gives innate Armor while Granite Shield is active, and has an active ability to empower Malphite's Attacks for the next 6 seconds.

Thunderclap

300

He is an attractive young man with olive-colored skin, brown eyes, a short beard, and long, dark chocolate brown hair. He mainly wears a cloak with the emblem of the Sentinels of Light, wears no shirt and exposes his bare chest, wears black pants, black boots with gold stripes, and has several Shuriman amulets on his arms and hands.

Akshan

300

The name of this item.

Slightly Magical Boots

300

Anton's peak rank last season.

Diamond 4

300

ARAM 1v1

Roll a die. You 1v1 a person in ARAM based on the number rolled. Whoever wins gets the points.

400

The number of skins Malphite has (not counting base).

13

400

In the tumultuous world of League of Legends resides a rather disgruntled character, often found adorned in tattered regalia and accompanied by an ostentatious cane. This peculiar individual harbors a unique disposition, embodying a fusion of avian enigma and charismatic malevolence. Unbeknownst to many, he possesses an uncanny ability to unravel the veiled tapestry of secrets that threads through the very fabric of conflict. His gaze, piercing and knowing, hints at a mind steeped in schemes and machinations.

Despite the somewhat disheveled appearance, there's an undeniable aura of regality surrounding him, a testament to the intricate dance of power and mystique that defines his essence. His cane, more than a mere accessory, serves as both a symbol of authority and a conduit for his arcane inclinations. It is said that he collects souls, each captured in moments of strife, to fortify his dominion over the battlefield.

As he maneuvers through the chaos, the grumpy demeanor belies a keen intellect, orchestrating moves with calculated precision. The cadence of his every step and the rustle of his cloak contribute to an overall air of ominous charisma. In the league of champions, this enigmatic figure stands as a testament to the allure of complexity and the duality inherent in the pursuit of power and knowledge.

Swain (according to ChatGPT)

400

The number of items Ornn can upgrade.
(Not in one game, the total amount of DIFFERENT items that have an upgrade.)

32

400

As of 3/2/2024, they have the highest win rate in the support role in games Emerald and above. Almost 200K games played back up this claim.

Maokai

400

Parental Slandering

All players devise their best "your mom" League of Legends joke. We then decide who's is the best and they get the points.

500

Malphite's stat line in Legends of Runeterra.

(Answer in numbers, as in 2/3: 2 attack, 3 health.)

6/10

500

The length of the Cookielolxx document.

90 pages

500

The name of this item.

Ohmwrecker

500

As of 3/2/2024, they have the lowest win rate in the top role in games Emerald and above. Almost 75K games played back up this claim.

K'Sante

500

TFT

Everyone plays a TFT Hyper Roll. Whoever places the highest wins.