Riddles
A son lost a huge chunk of his dad's money but still made him a millionaire. How?
Because his dad was a billionaire before
People have stepped on me, but not many. I never stay full for long. I have a dark side. What am I?
The moon
If five cats can catch five mice in five minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch one mouse?
5 mins
Impossible as it may seem, but I wish I could, so bad, baby
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Quit playing games with my heart
What do I eat when I have loosies?
Maggie
If you take away one hand, some will remain. What am I?
Handsome
I get answered even though I never ask a question. What am I?
A door bell
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
No, because the man is dead
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes. Tears stream down my face, and I _______________________
Lights will guide you home
What do I eat if I'm constipated?
Pani Puri
If you are running a race and pass the person in second, then what place are you in?
Second
I am the only vegetable that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What am I?
Lettuce
There are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there?
3
So if you're asking me I want you to know. _______________________
When my times come forget the wrong that iv done.
My most favourite person in the world?
Myself
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
I have a stem, but I am not a flower. I have a foot, but I cannot hop. Children are too young to hold me. What am I?
A wine glass
Susan and Lisa decided to play tennis against each other. They bet $1 on each game they played. Susan won three bets and Lisa won $5. How many games did they play?
11
Hearts are never broken. Time forever broken still
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So you can keep me inside the pocket of your ripped jeans
My favourite car brand?
Volvo
What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
Eat - Ate
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A Stapler
Five people were eating apples, A finished before B, but behind C. D finished before E, but behind B. What was the finishing order?
CABDE
Haar te shingaar lake gai jade mele vice. Baniye di Hatti vich jaake vade gai _______________
Bolo tara ra ra
2 places on my body where I wanted to get piercing done.
Nose and Eyebrows