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How many apples are there on the Maple tree, if 5 apples grow on each branch and there are 8 branches?
Apple don't grow on Maple Trees
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?
His mother!
You can’t keep this until you have given it
a promise
Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
Pluto
A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog’s name?
Yet
Where are their cities with no houses, forests with no trees, and rivers with no water?
On a map
How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
Moses didn’t take anything on the ark. Noah did!
What question can you never answer yes to?
are you asleep
You are really thirsty and you need water fast. You see 3 things that you can get water from one is a pond, the other a stream, and the last is vines. which one do you drink?
the stream because it is the cleanest water source so far
How many times can you subtract the number two from the number fifty?
none because after subtracting you have 48
What flies without wings and cries with no eyes.
A cloud
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
It was not raining
At the end of the semester, kids are getting ready for the finals, While the principal was going through paperwork the lights in the school shut down. He went to the basement to find who did it and noticed 3 people there.
The janitor said he was cleaning the basement, A student said she was just transferred here, and the last student said he was playing one of those video games were you find things, who did it.
the girl
You can you serve it, but never eat it? What is it?
A tennis ball
You have four doors to cross one has very hungry whale sharks, the other very hungry lions and the last one has a Huge endless pit and you cant go around it. which will you choose?
A red apple cost 1 dollar, a green one 2 dollars, and a blue one 3 dollars. What apples and how many did I buy if You know I spent 3 dollars using only 2 bills.
I bought the red one for 1 dollar and bought the green apple with a 2 dollar bill.
What belongs to you but is used more by others?
Your name
A man was outside taking a walk, when it started to rain. The man didn’t have an umbrella and he wasn’t wearing a hat. His clothes got soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
The man was bald.
I have wings and I have a tail, across the sky is where I sail. Yet I have no eyes, ears or mouth, and I bob randomly from north to south. What am I?
A kite
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footprints.
None police don't put out fires
How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty
one because your stomach is not empty after that
John is stuck in a 20-foot hole he was given 3 things to help him escape. One is an empty wooden barrel that's 3 ft, The other is a rope that 6ft and the last one is a safe that is 3 ft. John is 6 feet tall how can he escape.
he cant swim.
wait till the water fills up and hold on to the barrel and float to the surface.
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower – everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
There weren’t any stairs, it was a one-story house.
Red and blue berries, pine bark, and white mushrooms which will you eat
pine bark