brainrot
sprts
human body
ramdom
hard things
100

Tralalaleo _________

ttralala

100

wut lebron last name

james

100

how many ball in man

2

100

when Ryan biirthday

august 21

100

It doesn’t bend, it’s firm all the way through, and I put it in my mouth at least twice a day

toothbrush

200

what brainrot look like a log with a bat

tung tung sahur

200

who biggest crash out on cowgirls in nfl

gorge picken at my buttholee

200

how many bone

206

200

why rayn tiny dih

nOoOo poobirdy (puberty)

200

It’s firm, straight, and I grip it with both hands. If I lose control, things get messy fast

bycicle

300

what is the best number

67 

300

what number yokich wear

15

300

how many teeth in adult teeth

32 

300

y bald

caseer

300

t’s thick, rigid, and slides in tight—you really have to force it sometimes to make it fit

plug charger in wall
400

name 3 Italian brainrot (cannot include shark or stick with bat)

im not writing all at shi down

400

when world cup

2026

400

wut digestive system do

like break down food and nutrients and get rid of waste and stuff er whatever

400

 wut gay 

A. man luv man

B. woman luv woman

C man luv animal

D. rian

A and D

400

It’s long and narrow, and when I use it right, it gets everything wet

garden hose

500

how many eps of skib toilet are there

79 (counts if u get within 10)

500

how many game in MLB seaso n

162 within ( 10)

500

how baby made

hut dug in donut

500

y fat

Ryani is fat. I know dis cuz Ryann big back est eating all food since agust 21 1967 the day 

he also became gay which latter heavily (hahah see what I did there? HEAVILY) impacted him

to N1663r. I am ashamed like his parents cuz his parents must be as Hamed since they have

obese failure and autistic donkey of a daughter with down syndrome that cant talk and freaking Minnie mouse which made him fatter. 2. 


The Life and Times of Rian Roblison: The Legend of the Snack King"

If there were a kingdom made entirely of snacks, my 11-year-old cousin Rian Roblison would definitely be its ruler. Not because he asked for it—but because he earned it. They call him “The Snack King” for a reason. Whether it’s pizza rolls at midnight or a secret stash of gummy bears in his sock drawer (yes, we checked), Rian takes his snack game very seriously.

Now, some people might say Rian is a little... larger than life. And they’d be right. Rian doesn’t just enter a room—he arrives, like a walking vending machine with a charming smile and a bag of chips in each hand. He once ate an entire family-sized lasagna "just to see if he could." (Spoiler alert: he could.)

At school, he’s a legend. Not for his math skills—although his ability to calculate the number of cookies left in a jar is basically genius—but for his lunchtime trades. One time, he bartered a single slice of pizza for an entire tray of cafeteria desserts. Nobody knows how he does it. It’s probably magic.

But here’s the thing: behind the snacks and the snack-related nicknames, Rian is just Rian. He’s funny, clever, and can name every dinosaur in under 30 seconds. He may be “really fat” according to the school nurse’s scale, but to the rest of us, he’s just a really big heart in a slightly too-small hoodie.

So, whether he’s balancing a plate of nachos or explaining why nacho cheese is superior to all other sauces, Rian Roblison reminds us that heroes come in all shapes—and sometimes, those shapes are shaped like bean bags.



3.

"Rian Roblison: A Walking, Talking Snack Disaster"

Let me tell you about Rian Roblison. He's 11 years old, and he’s roughly the size of a small planet. If gravity had feelings, it would sue him. If snacks had a national defense system, it would be to keep Rian out. He doesn’t eat meals. He ends them.

You ever seen someone breathe heavier just from tying their shoes? Rian once got winded unzipping his backpack. His gym class nickname is “Emergency Break,” because whenever he runs, the earth slows down just a little. It’s not his fault, really—he’s basically made of 40% Capri Sun and 60% disappointment.

Once at lunch, he dropped a chicken nugget, screamed like someone shot him, and dove for it like it was the last lifeboat on the Titanic. The poor janitor’s still recovering. Rian doesn't walk through hallways—he rumbles. You hear the chip bags before you see him. If his stomach growls, animals stop and listen.

His favorite activity is sitting. His second favorite is sitting and eating. He treats chairs like they’re part of an endurance test—how long can they survive? Spoiler: not long. One time he sat on a beanbag and it just gave up. Exploded like a popcorn kernel.

But despite all that, there’s something weirdly impressive about how dedicated he is to being this fat. It’s not easy to eat an entire tray of brownies, two boxes of mac and cheese, and still ask what’s for dinner. That’s commitment. That’s Rian.

So, congrats to Rian Roblison—living proof that calories fear no one and sweat has never met him.










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500

t’s flat and hard, but I love laying on it and letting someone work my back

masage table