Derm Terms
The study of all aspects of diseases.
If you take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will.
What is an Onion?
I'm a little snappy, but everyone loves me in the end.
What is laser hair removal?
They have an attitude when brought on stage.
Who is Eric Kartman? ("Now introducing Eric Kartman... Whatever, whatever")
Okra is my favorite veggie.
Who is Mary Beth?
Dry Skin.
What is Xerosis?
It's white when it's dirty.
What is a chalkboard?
All the girlies love me because I removed their vellus hairs.
What is Dermaplaning?
As women, we love to tell them "Thank you."
Who is my man? ("and my man, thank you to my man")
I wasn't born in America and have a sisterhood of best friends!
Who is Rossy?
Small Dialated Blood Vessels.
What are telangiectasia?
What letter is missing here? JF_AMJJASOND
What is M? (March)
I love spending the night with you, but I might leave you high and dry in the morning.
What is Tretinoin/Retinol?
They get pulled when you're a ten.
Who is Ken? ("and I'm bad like the barbie.....I'm a 10 so I'm pulling a Ken.")
I have lived in 7 states.
Who is Bri?
Harmless yellow growths by the eyelids.
What is Xanthelasma?
The difference between here and there.
What is T?
I can completely remove your epidermis.
What is CO2/An Ablative laser?
When you have that drip, they don't have to worry bout it.
Who is sweetheart? ("I got that drip, don't worry bout it sweetheart")
I played 4 different instuments in school.
Who is Shaina?
The formation or discharge of pus.
What is Suppuration?
You throw away my outside to cook my inside. Then you eat my outside and throw away my insides.
What is an ear of corn?
If you don't use me, your filler will break down.
What is sunscreen?
You've probably heard a thing or two about her.
Who is Marie Antoinette?
I drank straight from a cow utter.
Who is Doc?