April
Why is April the cleanest Month?
Cause April "Showers'
Why do birds fly north in the Spring?
Cause it's too far to walk.
You will see me every Easter in th egarden and at church, My white petals are a perfect place for a butterfly to perch. What am I?
A lily (Easter Lily)
How does Spring end?
With a "G".
Why was the strawberry sad?
Cause his mom was in a jam.
What gift does April give to May?
Flowers.
If 10 kids squeeze underneath and umbrella, how do none of them get wet?
It was not raining.
What did one lamb say to the other lamb?
I love ewe.
How can you tell spring flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds.
Why should you not tickle a easter egg?
It might crack up!
What is the traditional April flower?
Daisy
What can fall without getting hurt, and pour but is not a pitcher?
Rain
On Calvary there were three, not six. I'm also referred to as a crucifix. What am I?
A cross.
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow
What is yellow 10ft tall and is not a giraffe?
A sunflower.
Where do sheep go for their Spring haircut?
A Baa-Baa Shop.
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
A jam sesh.
What do you call the Easter bunny, the day after Easter?
Tired.
How does the ocean say hello on Spring break?
It waves.
As a prank what flavor of toothpaste did Burger King claim they launched?
Whopper
How do birds communicate?
They Twitter
What do you call scrambled eggs in April?
Spring Break-fast.
He came to earth to show us how to live, how to put others first, how to love and how to give. Who is He?
Jesus Christ
What do flowers and trampolines have in common?
They love Spring.
Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
The IHOP