Early details
Plot details
Space time continuum
Funky descriptions
Dad's story
100
What kind of conference is Mom attending?
A lizard convention
100
What happened after meal #1 was defrosted?
It made a mess, so the family went to the Indian restaurant.
100
How does Dad first allow the space-time continuum in?
He opens the Emergency Exit Door on the space disk.
100
What is the the Professor's term for a hot air balloon?
Floaty ball person carrier
100
What is Dad's destination? Where does Dad want the pirates to drop him off?
At the corner of Marshall Road and Fletcher Lane
200
Which of these items was not in the fridge at the start of the story: a. mushrooms b. pickle juice c. ketchup d. orange juice
a. mushrooms
200
What kinds of cereal does the family have?
Toastios and muesli.
200
What do the pirates not guess that Dad is a. spy b. walrus c. whale d. mermaid
c. whale
200
What are coconuts called in the story?
Hard hairy wet white crunchers
200
What do dinosaurs like on their cereal?
Orange juice
300
What does Dad have to take the kids on Saturday?
Orchestra practice
300
What instrument does the older sister play?
the violin
300
Why did the narrator first interrupt Dad's story?
He said that piranhas a freshwater fish, and he questioned why they would be in the sea.
300
What are the three "special shiny clear, bluey, and red stones" are on the outside of the time machine?
diamonds, sapphires and rubies
300
What happened when Dad touched the two milks together?
The dwarfs with flower pots appeared. The universe did not cease to exist.
400
What repair person is coming on Monday morning.
The plumber
400
What convinces Dad that he needs to go out for milk?
He realizes that he has not milk for his tea.
400
What does the Pirate Queen throw Dad?
A Spanish Doubloon
400
What is the red button named after?
Professor Steg's Aunt Button
400
Instead of sacrificing Dad, where do the natives take him and what do they give him?
They take Dad and Professor Steg to Splod and give them the eye of spilled (an emerald).
500
What day is Mom coming back?
Thursday
500
What is the first thing that happens to Dad after he gets the milk from the store?
He is sucked up into a big silver disk.
500
In what time period does Dad first land after he falls out of the spaceship?
The Eighteenth century
500
What is a grundledorfer and how did it get its name?
A black, shiny button, named after the aliens’ brood-aunt, Nessie Grundledorfer.
500
What is Slod the god of? What happens when the eye of Splod is removed.
Splod is the god of people with short, funny names. The volcano erupts.
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