You can take the girls out of Strathaven...
The population of Strathaven (to the nearest 1000)
How many is 8,000?
This famous Scientist has an unfortunate skin condition branching his first and last names...
Who is Isaac Newton?
(Acne)
These letters can be rearranged to form an English Public School:
NOTE
What is Eton?
Smash together the thing you shout when you hit a golf ball that might someone else and the name of the road we are currently situated.
What is FORE! Oaks Road?
This dish is made with lettuce, croutons, parmesan and an eponymous dressing.
What is Caesar Salad?
The name of the 18th hole at Strathaven Golf Course.
What is Spinney?
This famous footballer has the king of the jungle hidden in his name!
Who is Lionel Messi?
Apparently James Bond went to this Scottish institution:
ETESTF
Who is Fettes?
Smash together the bringers of Gold, Frankincense and Myyrh and the method of doing maths in one's head.
What is Three Wise Mental arithmetic?
Wimbledon, The British Grand Prix and American Independence Day all happen in this month.
When is July?
This ghost apparently haunts Strathaven Castle ruins...
Who is the "White Lady"?
(will accept Lord's wife)
This music artist sounds like she should repair and alter garments fast!
Just in case the King is watching...
ROOTDNSGUON
What is Gordonstoun?
Smash together the maximum possible break (excluding fouls) in snooker and this Victoria Line station near Tottenham.
What is 147 sisters?
These were the titular Character's last words in Shakespeare's play "Julius Caesar".
What is "Et tu, Brute? Then fall Caesar!"
(Will accept What is "Et tu, Brute?")
This type of blow up object is celebrated at an annual festival every year in Strathaven.
What is a Hot Air Balloon?
This alliteratively name, Hugh Lofting created character was bought to life on screen by Eddie Murphy.
Who is Dr. Doolittle?
Only the smartest will get this...
TIMWENSESRT SOLOCH
What is Westminster School?
Smash together the capital of Australia and the Christmas Carol which has two different tunes depending on whether you are in UK (Cradle Song) or the USA (Mueller).
What is Canberraway in a Manger?
Not that I loved Caesar less but that I loved ___ more.
Finish the above Shakespeare quotation.
Where is Rome?
(Said by Brutus in Julius Caesar)
The name of the War that "Strathaven played a significant role in"
What is the Radical War?
This actress with a palindromic surname played roles in Kill Bill, Splash and Blade Runner.
Who is Daryl Hannah?
Built in 1584, this school was recently voted one of the best in England for Rugby Union...
AHOKAM
What is Oakham?
What is 6, Seven Stewart?
Caesar suffered from this condition called "Morbus Comitalis".
What is Epilepsy?