Baby Babble
Baby Milestones
Fran or Mason
Dad (Mason's) Jokes
Home Grown
100

sga

What is gas?
100

Average age babies says their first words

What is 12 months?

100

Weighed more at birth

Who is Mason?

100
A pig that does Karate

What is a Pork Chop?

100

Beef steak, roma, cherry, etc

What are varieties of Tomatoes?

200

tlrloers

What is a stroller?

200

Age babies are expected to start babbling

What is 4 months?

200

Longer at birth

Who is Fran?

200

A cow with a twitch

What is Beef Jerky?
200

"Lady Fingers"

What is Okra?

300

sepdari

What are diapers?

300

Average age babies crawl 

What is 8 months?

300

Walked first

Who is Fran?

300

An elephant that does not matter

What is an irrelephant?

300

Brussel sprout is to cabbage/lettuce as broccoli is to...

(Appearance)

What is tree?

400

nfaitn

What is an infant?

400

Age babies should be able to sit up without support

What is 9 months?

400

First word was "uh oh"

Who is Mason?

400

A cow that had a baby

What is a de-calf-inated cow?

400

Best level of soil pH for MOST plants
(have to fall within the range, or name the range for bonus points)

What is 5.5-7.5?

500

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What is KC Chiefs onesie?

500

Gestational age that a baby can hear

What is 18 weeks?

500

January 11th

What is Mason and Fran's due date?

500

The baby did not want to be born (why?)

What is because free womb and board?

500

If the US was land and the people in it were plants, the roots are

What is Native Americans?

(They were here first and we are all immigrants, except Native Americans)