Stupid Riddles
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
Baaaahamas.
What gets wet while drying?
A towel.
This queen was (falsely) said to have said, "Let them eat cake."
Marie Antoinette
What does “No cap” mean?
No lie, I’m telling the truth
What is a frog's favorite year?
Leap year.
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
This is one famous French musician known for her hit song "My Heart Will Go On".
Celine Dion
What does “Touch grass” mean?
Go outside and stop spending so much time online
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What is the long, famous French bread called?
A baguette
What does "cooked" mean?
“Cooked”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
someone who lived and worked on land and had little power during the Revolution
peasant
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
This famous statue came from France to the United States as a gift
Statue of liberty
What is Aura?
Your cool factor or reputation