Is is DSM-5 criteria?
Is it in the Big Book?
More Commonly Known as...
Cognitive Distortions
Are you codependent?
100

Needing more of a substance to achieve the desired effect.

Yes.  Tolerance is criteria for a substance use disorder

100

Sponsor?

No.

100

Delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol

What is THC?

100

"This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me."

What is catastrophizing?

100

You do everything your partner wants because you don't want them to be mad at you?

Yes, this is codependent.
200

Experiencing illness when substance use stops

Yes.  Withdrawal is a criterion.

200

Addiction?

Yes.  It appears 6 times in the Big Book, half of them are in the doctor's opinion.

200

Methylphenidate is super addictive, yet we readily give it to children.

What is Ritalin?

200

"If I can't do things absolutely perfectly, than I ought to not bother trying."

What is black and white (all-or-nothing) thinking?

200

You implement rules for the ways you want others to treat you, and if they don't, you implement a consequence.

No, this is just implementing boundaries.

300
Drinking every day

No.  Frequency is not a criterion

300

Disease?

Once.

300

Also known as Duragesic, Abstral, and Subsys.  Used to be most used in topical patch form. 

What is fentanyl?

300

"It's not my fault; I had a bad childhood and life has dealt me a bad hand"

What is victimization?
300

Staying with someone after they have cheated once.

No, not codepedent necessarily.  Once isn't a pattern.

400

Your entire family is mad about your substance use

Yes.  Family impact is a criterion

400

Recovery?

Yes... so many times.

400

Phencyclidine

What is PCP?

400

"The rules should apply to everyone equally!"

What are "Should" statements OR fallacy of fairness?

400

You don't need anyone, but you need to be needed.

Yes, this is codependent.

500

When you drink, you like to fight.

Yes. Situations that are physically hazardous due to substance use is a criterion.

500

Booze?

Once in "A Vision for You"

500

Wellbutrin is an example of a synthetic cathinone, but unlike illicit synthetic cathinones, it won't make you want to eat people's faces.

What are bath salts?

500

"I am mad because I keep doing the right thing but have nothing to show for it."

What is Heaven's Reward Fallacy?

500

Good parents put the needs and happiness of their children before their own.

This is still codependent.  Your needs are equal to the needs of your loved ones, including your children.