Alexisms
Alex has this drink with every meal at home
Milk
This ex is now an instagram influenceer
Sara Walker
Alex got a hole in one on this SPCC hole
#7
This is the website TTO is run on
PureWage
Alex’s current catchphrase. Jayne says he says this 127 times per day
Based on his beanie selection, you would think this university is Alex's favorite
Oregon State Beavers
Thankfully Alex broke-up with this ex, as it allowed him to find Jalen.
Madison Buchea
During his Senior Season Alex threw for 3,140 yards, 42 touchdowns and 11 interceptions. He finished 4th in the state in passing yards and 2nd in touchdown passes behind this future Husky quarterback
Jacob Eason
Alex became a VIP of this Vegas casino
Golden Nugget
This fraternity at UW gave Alex a bid - Alex then proceeded to come home, throw up on Jake’s baseball bag, and blame it on the dog.
Sigma Chi
Alex is retired from this activity
Gambling
This ex also dated another member of the bachelor party
Fiona McCauley
Alex led Metro basketball in this statistic Senior Year
Charges Taken
Alex made a fake name on a Bovada account - won $20k, and then couldn't get the money out because he didn't have an ID with this name on it
Harry Cooter
When the Freeman’s went to Africa, Alex was sure this animal would eat him and he said it would be his parents fault
A lion
Typically reserved for "hot girls" and grandma's, this is Alex's favorite exercise at the gym
Incline treadmill walk (exactly 1 mile)
Jalen's not the only Prep Panther Alex has dated. This ex was first.
Mia Halgrimson
Alex received this many varsity letters in his four years at Blanchet
10
Alex gave his blackjack dealer at the Luxer after the P12 Championship in Vegas this nickname
Billy Buster
Alex has been on national television this many times
2 - behind Mike Leach after Wazzu beat USC and in Toronto for the Mariners wild card win
Alex listens to this podcast each night to fall asleep
Pardon My Take
Alex's very first girlfriend. He dated this ex for 3 whole days!
Erica Blume
Alex has won this many NESLL Major Championships - both as player & coach
Alex did cartwheels in the Circa Sportsbook after this former Seahawk scored a game winning touchdown against the Vikings during the Covid Season
DK Metcalf
Alex wanted to name Jake after this super hero when he was born.