The Comedy of Bear-rors (Questions About Bears)
How many hours a day can a panda bear eat, on average?
12
14
16
18
20?
What is 14?
Which of these popular holidays is the most popular time of year where neckties are bought and given as presents?
Christmas
Father's Day
Thanksgiving
Fourth of July?
What is father's day?
Theoretically, how many moves are possible to make a game of chess the longest ever?
Over 5,000 moves?
Over 6,000 moves?
Over 7,000 moves?
Over 8,000 moves?
What is over 5,000 moves? 5,949 moves, to be exact
Which of these animals juggle rocks, and have favorite ones which they store in a special pouch?
Sea otters
Walruses
Kangaroos
Beavers?
What are sea otters?
What were Shakespeare's parents named?
Henry and Catherine?
Iago and Desdemona?
Ferdinand and Miranda?
John and Mary?
Who are John and Mary?
Which of these hybrid bears (meaning one species of bear mated with another species of bear) is one of the most popular combinations?
Grolar (grizzly bear and polar bear)
Slanda (sloth bear and panda bear)
Broth (brown bear and sloth)
Glack (grizzly bear and black bear)
What is Grolar (grizzly bear and polar bear)?
What kind of tie is the official tie of the state of Arizona?
Bow tie
Neck tie
Bolo tie
Cravat?
What is a bolo tie?
In 1985, the Soviet player Garry Kasparov became the youngest World Chess Champion ever at the age of ?
21
22
23
24
25?
What is 22?
Which animals sneeze when they're playing to signal that they're having a good time?
Cats
Dogs
Horses
Cows?
What are dogs?
How many siblings did Shakespeare have?
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10?
What is 7? Joan, Margaret, Gilbert, Joan (again), Anne, Richard, and Edmund.
Which of these European countries have the brown bear as their national animal?
Ukraine
Norway
Finland
Sweden?
What is Finland?
Striped ties are a very popular trend. What direction are the stripes supposed to go on American neck ties?
Top right to bottom left
Top left to bottom right
Top center to bottom center
Bottom center to top center?
What is top right to bottom left?
The second book ever published in what language was about chess?
French
Italian
English
Spanish?
What is English?
Which of these jungle cats, despite their size, cannot roar? Instead, they chirp and purr.
Tigers
Jaguars
Leopards
Jackals?
What are jaguars?
When did Shakespeare die?
On Christmas?
On his birthday?
At opening of one of his shows?
On his wife's birthday?
What is on his birthday?
Fact: bears eat ?
"Bears. ? Battlestar Galactica"--Jim Halpert, The Office
Barley
Beets
Bacon
What are beets?
In 2004, the most expensive neck tie in the world was created, made out of pure silk and housing 261 diamonds. How much did it cost?
$50,000
$145,000
$220,000
$500,000?
What is $220,000?
The record for the longest chess game ever recorded was...?
15 hours
20 hours
25 hours
30 hours?
What is 20 hours? (20 hours, 15 minutes, if you really want to get technical)
Which of these animals can suck their trunks in a similar way that human babies suck their thumbs?
Aardvarks
Wild boars
Elephants
Elephant seals?
What are elephants?
We know that Shakespeare's wife's name was Anne Hathaway (like the actress). Which film did Anne Hathaway (the actress) get her Academy Award for?
The Princess Diaries
Ocean's 8
Les Miserables
Ella Enchanted?
What is Les Miserables?
Which hemisphere do most bears live in?
Northern Hemisphere
Western Hemisphere
Southern Hemisphere
Eastern Hemisphere?
What is the Northern Hemisphere?
What are people who collect neck ties called?
Tieologist
Fashionologist
Grabatologist
Suitotologist?
What are grabatologists?
How many pieces are there in a standard chess set?
30
32
34
36
38?
What is 32?
Which of these animals can learn to play hide-and-seek and they squeak with joy when they win?
Gerbils
Guinea pigs
Mice
Rats?
What are rats?
Shakespeare has had two of his plays (Hamlet and Macbeth) translated into the Star Trek language of Klingon? What is the line, in Klingon, that is shown here?
taH pagh taHbe
Romeo, O Romeo?
To be or not to be?
Between a rock and a hard place?
The quality of mercy is not strained?
What is to be or not to be?