DOUBLE TIME
In this alliterative playground activity 2 ropes are turned simultaneously in opposite directions
DOUBLE DUTCH
Whether firm soft or silken this soy product is an excellent source of protein
TOFU
A 1985 April Fools' issue of this magazine told of Sidd Finch the pitcher with the 168 mph fastball
SPORTS ILLUSTRATED
Aw man! I stepped in this product maybe a brand such as Carefree or Trident
GUM
Painful mourning; how could Charlie Brown ever say it was good?
GRIEF
Worth twice as much as a pistole this Spanish gold coin was once widely used in the Americas
A DOUBLOON
Being very high in this (for a fruit) has given avocados the nickname butter pear
WestJet punk'd fliers on April Fools' Day with a $12 offer for sleeper cabins, actually these
THE OVERHEAD BINS
To tolerate as in the phrase "I do not [this] fools gladly"
SUFFER
This double reed woodwind is played using a neck sling & separates into 6 parts including the bass & boot joints
A BASSOON
A Burger King whopper contains 1020 milligrams of this chemical element--& it's worth every milligram
SODIUM
In 1996, Taco Bell announced that it had bought this famous Philly item to help with the U.S. national debt
LIBERTY BELL
It comes in maple raspberry & cough varieties & is no fun to step in
SYRUP
In a movie title this term for prolonged pain precedes and the Ecstasy
AGONY
This American Nobel Prize winner penned the book The Double Helix
WATSON
This ingredient makes a Caesar salad especially likely to come see & conquer you with Salmonella
EGG
1980 saw the British Broadcasting Corporation announced that this would be going digital
BIG BEN
I got chills... they're multiplyin'... 'cause I stepped in this rendered fat of animals, also a lubricant... this is the word
GREASE
2014 is the 30th anniversary of the U.N. convention against this form of cruelty
TORTURE
The 1946 article that coined this term for a brooding drama cited Double Indemnity starring Barbara Stanwyck as an example
FILM NOIR
San Francisco's sourdough bread gets its unique flavor from a combination of wild yeast & Lactobasillus, one of these which thrive in the foggy climate
BACTERIUM
In an April Fools' joke National Public Radio reported that the Postal Service would soon let you keep this no matter where you moved
YOUR ZIP CODE
Ow ow ow ow...! Formerly magma when it gets to the surface it can be 10 times hotter than boiling water
LAVA
Elliott Smith sang Miss this word, that denotes wretchedness; get to the depths of it
MISERY