Why did Cinderella fail PE class?
She kept running from the ball
What pop star always gets the last word?
Taylor Swift, because she never misses a beat
There are 200 bricks in a plane. How many are there if you throw one out?
199 It's not hard.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours
Nacho cheese!
What is the name of the tallest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest
Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace
She was looking for a date
Why did the singer bring a ladder to the concert
To reach the high notes!
There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge.
Why did the tomato turn red
Because it saw the salad dressing
Which country has the largest population in the world?
China
Why couldn’t Cinderella win the bike race?
She had a pumpkin for a coach
What do you call a pop star who can do math?
Adele, because she knows how to Count on Me!
A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?
A Butterfly
What do you get if you cross a chili pepper and a shovel
Hot diggity dog
What are the names of the seven continents of the world?
Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, Australia
Why couldn’t the Queen of Hearts find her hat?
It was off with her head
Why did the pop star go to art class?
To perfect their drawing power
This hard riddle relies on tricking you into thinking about ears and a mouth. You get a tiny hint about wind to encourage you to think broadly and avoid the literal.
An Echo
How do you make a banana smile
You peel it
What are the names of the five oceans of the world?
Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, Arctic, and the Antarctic
Why did the Mad Hatter fall in love with his foe?
Because she was the Queen of his heart
Why don’t pop singers ever lose arguments?
Because they always have good comebacks
This one wants to trip you up by hitting you with details from every angle. The big hint comes at the end with the wind. What does wind threaten most? You have to stretch your brain to come up with something tiny and unexpected.
A Candle
Why don’t eggs tell jokes
Because they might crack up
What is the name of the longest river in Africa?
The Nile River