TEEN LIFE IS GHETTO 😂
TEEN ONLINE
ANXIETY BUT MAKE IT FUNNY
RELATIONSHIPS & BOUNDARIES
TEEN HUMOR
100

What phrase instantly raises teen anxiety by 75%?

A. “Can we talk?”
B. “Come here for a second.”
C. “We need to discuss something.”
D. All of the above

D

100

What’s the real meaning of:
“k”

Immediate emotional damage.

100

What harmless thing does anxiety turn into a life-threatening event?

  • raising your hand
  • ordering food
  • answering texts
  • making phone calls
100

What is a boundary?

A limit that protects your emotional, mental, or physical wellbeing.

100

What’s more emotionally damaging?
A) “K” texts
B) Group projects
C) Your mom yelling your full government name

C

200

True or False:
Opening a text and not replying for 9 business days is self-care.

FALSE

200

True or False:
Teens can sense bad vibes faster than adults can sense danger.

True 😂

200

True or False:
Anxiety loves creating fake scenarios that never happen.

TRUE

200

Name one sign of a toxic friendship.

  • manipulation
  • disrespect
  • pressure
  • constant drama
  • ignoring boundaries
200

Finish the sentence:
“I was mentally stable until _____.”

Any funny appropriate answer.

300

What’s the unofficial symptom of being emotionally overwhelmed?

A. Sleeping all day
B. Random irritation
C. Saying “I’m fine” aggressively
D. Wanting to disappear into blankets

D… but honestly all of them

300

What’s the universal sign someone is overstimulated?

A. Silence
B. Hoodie up
C. AirPods in
D. “Don’t touch me right now  

Honestly, all of them.

300

What’s anxiety’s favorite hobby?

A. Overthinking
B. Catastrophizing
C. Replaying conversations
D. All of the above

D

300

What DBT skill helps you ask for what you need respectfully?

DEAR MAN.

300

What coping skill is hardest to use when you’re angry?

Any reasonable answer:

  • deep breathing
  • walking away
  • talking calmly
  • mindfulness
400

What’s a teen coping skill that adults don’t understand?

  • blasting music
  • sitting in the dark
  • memes
  • naps
  • avoiding notifications
400

What’s the emotional meaning behind:
“I’m not mad.”

They are absolutely mad.

400

What’s the fastest way to activate teen anxiety?

A. “Pop quiz.”
B. “Turn your camera on.”
C. “Read out loud.”
D. “We need volunteers.”

ALL OF THEM 😂

400

True or False: Saying “no” makes you mean.

DAILY DOUBLE 

NO

400

True or False: Your brain suddenly remembers every embarrassing moment at 2 AM.

TRUE

500

What’s the most dangerous thought before making a bad decision?

A. “YOLO”
B. “Watch this”
C. “It’ll probably be fine”
D. “Nobody’s gonna find out”

All of them 😂

500

What’s stronger than therapy?

A. A 3-hour nap
B. Finding money in your pocket
C. Your favorite song at the right moment
D. Cancelled plans

D 😂

500

Finish the sentence:
“My anxiety said _____.”

Any relatable funny answer.

500

Your friend gets mad because you set a boundary. Does that automatically mean the boundary was wrong?

NO

500

What’s one thing teens say when they’re definitely NOT okay?

  • I’m fine.”
  • “It’s whatever.”
  • “I don’t care.”
  • “Leave me alone.”