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The Stats of Fire Emblem
Fastest Category Alive
200

Ikue Otani

Pikachu

200

Marin, Malon, Medli, Midna, Mipha

The Legend of Zelda

200

NEW WORLD

Kirby and the Forgotten Land

200

During combat in most Fire Emblem games, a unit performs a follow-up attack if they have at least 5 more of this stat than their opponent

Speed

200

Famously released on 9/9/1999, the newly-launched Sega Dreamcast was accompanied by this Rashomon-styled 3D odyssey

Sonic Adventure

400

Masahiro Sakurai, Shinya Kumazaki

King Dedede

400

Marina, Pearl, Callie, Marie, Harmony

Splatoon

400

PROGRAM

Kirby: Planet Robobot

400

In the Fire Emblem games for Gameboy Advance, this stat was interchangeable with Strength, depending on the unit; Shadows of Valentia consolidated both into a single "Attack" stat

Magic

400

Introduced in Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Sonic's best buddy Tails' full legal name is this speedy play on words

Miles Prower

600

Tomokazu Sugita, Matthew Mercer

Chrom

600

Claire, Martha, Sarah, Alma, Hilda

Final Fantasy

600

CROWNED

Kirby's Return to Dreamland

600

This stat, renamed "Dexterity" starting in Three Houses, affects a unit's accuracy, as well as their odds of scoring a critical hit

Skill

600

Featured in Sonic Adventure 2, Shadow the Hedgehog, and 2024's Shadow Generations, much of Sonic's worldbuilding revolves around the tragedy of this decades-old orbital settlement

Space Colony ARK

800

Alice Peralta

Marina Ida

800

Cynthia, Jill, Maria, Felicia, Mae

Fire Emblem

800

FLOWER

Kirby: Triple Deluxe

800

As with many RPGs, I'm honestly still not 100% sure all of the things this stat does. It mostly has something to do with critical hits, I think...?

Luck

800

Often a source of unintentional comedy more than awe, one of the selling points of the ill-fated Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) was adding extra weight to the world through the use of this proprietary physics engine

Havok

1000

Fujiko Takimoto, Nobuyuki Hiyama, Sachi Matsumoto, Akira Sasanuma, Yuki Kodaira, Takashi Ohara, Mitsuki Saiga, Kengo Takanashi

Link

1000

Kimberly, Lily, Elena, Rose, Marisa

Street Fighter

1000

ROY G BIV

Kirby's Adventure/Nightmare in Dreamland (inverted)

1000

Introduced in Three Houses, this stat primarily modulates the effectiveness of equipped Brigades and their accompanying Gambit technique

Charm

1000

Sonic Frontiers' Starfall Islands are each named for various deities from Greek mythology, such as Kronos, Ares, Chaos, and this homely titaness

Rhea