Zachs Being Zach
Porta Mafia
the orgin story
Silly Stuff
snow and trail
100

How does Zach cook his steak 

In the microwave 

100

name all the original 6 members of the porta mafia?

tony, Dugan,guido, sunny, guy, doug 

100

name witch one of us went to preschool together?

charlie, Kanoa, Mac, Cade

100

who was the first person I wee wee on.

zach 

100

what place to we mountain bike most often? 

duthie

200

how does Zach cook his eggs?

rubber style

200

what is the porta mafias favorate pizza place?

dugans pizza

200

what is the preschool symbol we went to?

a turtle 

200

when mac and I got confronted by the cone man what name did I give up? 

Carson james 

200

what did aedan say before crashing into the big jump?

¨Oh Sh*******t¨

300
what does Zach belive the difference between a lake and the ocean 
ones bigger
300

what was the bomb made out of?

6 excals, 1000 firecrackers  

300

what did Kanoa wee wee on? 

rocket ship

300

how long does mac like to stay in DQ parking lot?

40+ min

300

what food absolutely smacked at the gem lake hike

the freeze-dried mac and cheese  

400

how does Zach get wormer while snowboarding?  

take off more clothing

400

Where did the porta mafia get most of the bulk of cones?

covid testing sites 

400

what did we used to do at my house in preschool that we don't do now?

backyard camping 
400

when we got drunk for the first time what did we use 

titos 

400

why are we never letting kano drive the boat again?

cause he almost ran Mac and I over?

500
what is zachs best way to get unstuck while snowboarding? 

take off his boots and not his straps. proceed to the loose board and have it slide down the mountain to have charlie catch it. then proceeds to not put the board back on. he runs down the rest of the mountain in his socks, and then worders why his feet are cold.  

500

what is the porta mafias house exact address?

401 Ocean shores Blvd NW

500

what year did nimit leave to texas? 

2018

500

when Aedan, Kanoa and I were placing the first cones at the house what was zach doing?

getting his thang sucked 

500

before we went to mount hood where were we gonna go before?

silver mountain