Name the Quote Author
Who is Natalie?
Name the person who is Avery's ex and is affectionately known as "Quad-Card"
Who is Julia?
"I'm gonna touch the NASDAQ inappropriately"
Who is Michael?
"I can be like Julia"
Who is Kerry?
Name the person who faked having diabetes for the sake of a crush (first and last name)
Who is Leah Hermann?
"I thought you were just going to follow us like a pet"
Who is Maddy?
"I'm gonna make this parking spot pregnant by backing in and out of it repeatedly"
Who is Michael?
Name the senior who is currently dating a sophomore
Who is G?
Who is Zach?
"Guys, I just beat a woman!"
Who is Jack?
Name the special day I got broken up with on in junior year 🥲
What is National Boyfriends Day?
"I don't lack commitment to do your mom"
Who is Natalie?
"The sniffer is gonna get you"
Who is Zach?
What month and year did Jacob last use his special Discord channel in the old Discord (hint: It was at least a year before today's date)
What is November 2023?
"I got to give Natalie some drugs!"
Who is Kerry?