Strange Quotes
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200

This person said, “Is there a Cathedral Marty’s?”

Who is Luke Parker?

200

This popular place on campus is often joked about being on fire.

What is Marty's?

200

These three teachers teach Algebra I classes at Saints.

Who are Mr. Theilacker, Mr. Wehbe, and Mr. Isaak?

200

This person is nice enough to pay for Minecraft servers.

Who is Luke Parker?

200

This person's middle name is named after the main character of a famous book.

Who is Liam Atticus Olds?

400

This person said, "Brazil looks like chicken."

Who is Jacob Washington?

400

This person in the Class of 2024 became friends with someone in the friend group through Drama Club.

Who is Luca DiMarino?

400

This person in Academic League has a nickname that shares its name with Sophia and John's pet bird.

Who is Nata "Romeo" Alvarez?

400

This is the second-newest Discord "Activity" game, and is often joked about due to its Fortnite-like gameplay.

What is Krunker Strike FRVR?

400

This person was the first in the friend group to get a varsity jacket.

Who is Henry Barwick?

600

The mother of this person said, “A rizzler is an instrument.”

Who is Thiago Valagao?

600

These two teachers, one often seen in a bow tie, and the other fashioning a glorious mustache, both teach English classes.

Who are Mr. Chesser and Mr. Cudal?

600

It is commonly agreed to that this person said the weirdest quotes that have been added to The Library of Strange Quotes.

Who is Colin Smith?

600

This game is an online version of the game Telephone.

What is Gartic Phone?

600

This person was the first in the friend group to get a varsity letter.

Who is George Burrell?

800

This person said, “Fortnite is my favorite cyanobacteria.”

Who is Henry Barwick?

800

This teacher's room has a funny room number, and is also the home of the Rubik's Cube Club.

Who is Mr. Hickey?

800

Jacob is often ridiculed for reading manga, specifically this manga, which began in the 1980's.

What is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?

800

This video game is the sixth in its series, and includes characters such as Jadwiga, Hojo Tokimune, and Saladin.

What is Sid Meier's Civilization 6?

800

These two people are both short and overuse Discord.

Who are Garrett Nering and Sotiri Kanakaris?

1000

This person said, "Brazil looks like chicken."

Who is Sotiri Kanakaris?

1000

This Honors English I student left Saints in the summer of 2023 and we do not know where he went.

Who is Gabriel Nguyen?

1000

What is the joke name for the Saints theater often proposed by members of Academic League?

What is the "John Vignol Memorial Academic League Thunderdome?"

1000

This video game based on a real-life game show released for the Nintendo Wii in September 2008.

What is The Price is Right?

1000

This person is the most recent person to be newly added to the iMessage groupchat.

Who is Lorenzo Toma?