Strange Quotes
This person said, “Is there a Cathedral Marty’s?”
Who is Luke Parker?
This popular place on campus is often joked about being on fire.
What is Marty's?
These three teachers teach Algebra I classes at Saints.
Who are Mr. Theilacker, Mr. Wehbe, and Mr. Isaak?
This person is nice enough to pay for the friend group's Minecraft servers.
Who is Luke Parker?
This person's middle name is named after a main character of a famous book.
Who is Liam Atticus Olds?
This person said, "Brazil looks like chicken."
Who is Jacob Washington?
This person in the Class of 2024 became friends with someone in the friend group through Drama Club.
Who is Luca DiMarino?
This person is often called a "dictator," as he rules many large Saints clubs, including The Augustinian.
Who is Griffin Cappiello?
This is the second-newest Discord "Activity" game, and is often joked about due to its Fortnite-like gameplay.
What is Krunker Strike FRVR?
This person was the first in the friend group to get a varsity jacket.
Who is Henry Barwick?
The mother of this person said, “A rizzler is an instrument.”
Who is Thiago Valagao?
These two teachers, one often seen in a bow tie, and the other fashioning a glorious mustache, both teach English classes.
Who are Mr. Chesser and Mr. Cudal?
It is commonly agreed on that this person has said the weirdest quotes that have been added to The Library of Strange Quotes.
Who is Colin Smith?
This game includes writing and drawing, and is similar to the game Telephone.
What is Gartic Phone?
This person was the first in the friend group to get a varsity letter.
Who is George Burrell?
This person said, “Fortnite is my favorite cyanobacteria.”
Who is Henry Barwick?
This teacher's room has a funny room number, and is also the home of the Rubik's Cube Club.
Who is Mr. Hickey?
Jacob is often ridiculed for reading manga, specifically this manga, which began in the 1980's.
What is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
This video game is the sixth in its series, and includes characters such as Jadwiga, Hojo Tokimune, and Saladin.
What is Sid Meier's Civilization VI?
These two people are both short and overuse Discord.
Who are Garrett Nering and Sotiri Kanakaris?
This person said, "He's rubbing against me."
Who is James Burrell?
This Honors English I student left Saints in the summer of 2023 and we do not know where he went.
Who is Gabriel Nguyen?
What is the joke name for the Saints theater often proposed by members of Academic League?
What is the "John C. Vignol Memorial Academic League Thunderdome?"
This video game based on a real-life game show released for the Nintendo Wii in September 2008.
What is The Price is Right?
This person is the most recent person to be introduced to the iMessage groupchat.
Who is Lorenzo Toma?