Side Characters
This tall, blond Russian was never added to the groupchat
Who is Nikolai?
ENVS: Norumbega Tower stands next to this formerly polluted Boston body of water
What is the Charles River?
There was once lots of sticky goo there
What is the Dingle?
Aron went to high school in this Chicago suburb
What is Highland Park?
“Taking a step back” is what this duo intended to do after realizing they weren’t friend group people
Who are Jake and Josef?
Ian, Bodybuilder, and Blue Salmon: These three side characters share this other part of their respective names
What is Nate?
Woke Mob: Sarah McBride, the headline-making trans congresswoman, represents this state, also home to Joe Biden
What is Delaware?
This library floor has been home to many a Bund study-in
What is Lower Farb/Farb 1?
Lily, Mitchell, and Rock all graduated high school with this Stranger Things actor
Who is Noah Schnapp?
“Please don’t tell me what I can and can’t do, especially that,” with "that" referring to this bodily function
What is peeing?
Parker Press is currently living it up in this European nation
What is Denmark?
Biochemistry: ATP is primarily used in this powerhouse organelle
What is the Mitochondria
My dad once lived on the ground floor of this building, where many of our current friends and former ops lived as well
What is Usen?
The Brandeis Judges are only the second-most lame mascot of a school I’ve attended. This American Studies-themed mascot was the name I wore on my softball jersey junior year
What are the Senators?
My current roommate’s post-flu nickname from last March
What is Typhoid Miriam?
“Who is he?” was our description of this former campus celebrity in our 2023 Campus Celebrities Google Doc
Who is Isaac Lo?
IGS: This iconic HQ lies on First Avenue between 42nd and 48th in Manhattan
What is the United Nations?
This former academic building located directly next to Scheffres is going to be the new location of Brandeis Hillel
What is Kutz Hall?
One thing Lauren and Katie have in common? This former friend who is a Ramaz Alum
Who is Emily Schnipper?
James’ iconic texts, sent after we voted against his Masorti Constitutional amendment, were this length
What is 8 paragraphs?
This is the real first name of the Boris Kitchen performer/Brandeis Baseball star who we have lovingly dubbed “Troy Bolton”
Who is Teddy?
NEJS: Haman was a descendant of this enemy nation
What is Amalek?
Isaac and Luke frequent this aquatic area of Gosman (full name)
What is Linsey Pool?
The question commonly asked when discussing Pfeff’s partner at a certain end-of-year dance
What is “Oh my god Pfeffer is that your prom date?”
This brand of joggers was targeted by yours truly in a very divisive powerpoint freshman year
What is Adidas?