this friend’s middle name is “paul”
jacob
“Ahhh stahp, I could’ve dropped my_______”
croissant
this 2023 film follows two brothers in a mushroom kingdom to fight a powerful gorilla and a dragon thing over a princess
super mario bros
very cutesy, very ____
demure
philly has the most ____ in the nation
murals
this friend has gotten into a fight with a monkey
surya
“road work ahead?”
uh yeah, i sure hope it does
if you talk….you die
a quiet place
BONUS: Name that friend (+50 points)
This friend had a warrant out for their arrest
jose
you might find me on a night out in center city with a red suit on surrounded by music
drumline elmo
this friend’s first hinge date picked her up from the airport at 2 am, where she quickly realized this man had kids
morgan
“girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of _____”
oatmeal
this kid superhero x doctor strange team up to ensure his secret identity is erased from the world
spider-man: no way home
this controversial headline stemmed from the wicked cast
ariana grande x ethan slater homewrecking
In 2018, the New York Giants selected this Eagles player with the second overall pick in the NFL Draft
saquon barkley
this friend intentionally watches tear-jerkers one a month to get a good cry in
dennis
BONUS: Name that friend (+50 points)
this friend and their sister were diagnosed with the downs before being born
mike
BONUS: Name that friend (+50 points)
This friend played football in high school
joel
barron trump LOVES this item
sootcase <3
what year was the cheesesteak invented?
1930
who does this quote belong to?
is the most interesting thing about me that i hooked up with a d list designers nephew
emily
“hurricane katrina? more like hurricane _______”
tortilla !
mexican janitor that turned into a wrestler to impress a nun
nacho libre
this viral meme had the internet split on the color of this dress. the ACTUAL color of the dress was:
black / blue
Which Eagle quarterback threw for 464 yards in one game setting a team record?
donovan mcnabb