Thanksgiving
The ship that the Pilgrims traveled on
What is the Mayflower?
spend $128 to look like you might do yoga someday
What is Lu lu lemon?
mythical creature who wakes up at 5AM and claims they’re “just going for a quick hike.” Quick, apparently, means six hours, two streams, three types of moss, and a minor existential crisis
Who is India?
Essentially spreadable cookies… because chewing is too hard
What is cookie butter?
Judged Israel with Barak
Who was Deborah?
US president who made Thanksgiving a national holiday
Who was Abraham Lincoln?
where you can buy a $168 “effortlessly boho” shirt that looks exactly like something your grandmother crocheted in 1974 and forgot about in her attic
What is Free People?
that rare specimen who treats chicken breasts and protein powder like sacred relics; don’t even think about asking them for “just a cheat day”
Who is Sarah?
TJ's version of a popular cookie, but with a name that sounds like a toddler named them
What are Joe Joe's?
Moses' wife
Who was Zipporah?
The number of Pilgrims who traveled to America
What is 102?
the Disneyland for people who want to feel outdoorsy without actually going outside
What is REI?
lives in a perpetual haze of molars, brackets, and the subtle thrill of correcting overbites and talks about enamel like it’s a fine wine
Who is Elle?
the snack that proudly answers the question, “What if packing peanuts were edible?”
What is Pirate's Booty?
1st Christian convert in Europe
Who was Lydia?
The location where the Pilgrims landed
What is Plymouth, Massachusetts?
the shining temple of eyewear where you can pay half your rent to look slightly cooler while squinting in the sun
What is Sunglass Hut?
the human embodiment of a Pinterest board; every appointment is color-coded, every to-do list is handwritten in three different shades of pen
Who is Karis?
The magical dust that turns any sad meal into “Instagram brunch.” Sprinkle it on avocado toast and instantly become a personality type.
What is Everything But the Bagel Seasoning?
Drove a tent peg through Sisera's head (temple)
Who was Jael?
Number of days it took the Pilgrims to reach America
What is 66 days?
the only store where employees will compliment your skin while simultaneously recommending a 14-step routine clearly designed for someone who lives in a spa and not, you know, on Earth
What is Sephora?
the rare hybrid who somehow thinks pirouettes, Freud, and existential novels are the natural trinity of life
Who is Becky?
Knockoff Takis for people who want to feel edgy but still shop in a store covered in hand-drawn flowers
What are Chili Lime Rolled Tortilla Chips?
Timothy's mother's name
Who was Eunice?