Officers
You may know him as an FSA officer, but many once knew him as the kid who couldn’t kick a football.
Who is Aiden Lewandowski?
Sean's girlfriend
This dessert is made with shaved ice, beans, jello, and ice cream — basically everything your pantry regrets.
What is Halo-Halo?
This AK was personally invited by Arky and Plague Boy Mac to go on stream!
Who is Ate Ellie?
This type of guy will dramatically sip his matcha latte while loudly explaining labubu… just to make sure everyone notices
What is a performative male?
This officer once grappled, slammed, and pinned their way through the wrestling ring… probably still intimidating at socials.
Who is Rawley?
The restaurant where Sean eats like it’s a competitive sport
What is Ocean's Buffet?
This dish is just meat and soy sauce having a deep conversation about who’s more salty.
What is adobo?
This AK can crack every single toe on command, probably scaring new members in the process.
Who is Ate Ria?
Two numbers that broke the internet
What is 6 7?
The only officer whose halftime performance made fans question if they came for the game or just to watch them.
If attendance points were a sport, Sean would already be in the Hall of Fame for this many Goodphils (not including 2026)
What is 4?
A street food that tests your bravery more than your taste buds; it’s half snack, half science experiment.
What is balut?
This AK is confusing everyone by having not one, but two first names—making roll call extra chaotic.
Who is Kuya Jacob?
Videos of a controversial influencer participating in various activities such as olympic gymnastics, makeup tutorials, armed robbery, and many more.
What is Jake Paul Sora AI?
This officer hates ube so much, even halo-halo is like a personal attack.
Who is Ava Grace?
Sean’s secret celebrity crush, the lightskinned Canadian heartthrob who probably inspires him to practice his hair flips.
It’s the reason Filipinos have trust issues—because it could be filled with meat, veggies, or banana and you’ll never know until it’s too late.
The only AK who went on PBS and somehow survived both the cameras and the chaos.
What is Hugh Jackman singing?
This officer can’t say no to any event, social, or group chat… FOMO is basically their middle name.
Who is Caiden?
Sean’s first Goodphil win came at this school’s expense
What is the University of North Texas?
This dish is so sour it could end relationships, but so good it could also save them.
What is sinigang?
Ak that and I quote "surrenders"
Who is Avin Tyler Lee Amerman?
He's Calling
Who is John Pork?