Ben Doesn’t Know
This substance, created a wild time for all but 2 people
What is mushroom tea?
This once elite receiver was arrested for attempted murder
Who is ctespn?
“Bruh, I got third. I know, quite unbelievable”
Who is Howard Chu? (On Commish sending payment to Kernvir)
This player was in Uber Eats, Lowe’s, and Visa commercials
Who is CMC?
This AFC North qb led the league in passing yards (4918)
Who is Joe Burrow?
This participant checked into a hotel Friday night/Saturday morning
Who is Puneet?
This WR1 was detained/arrested by police on week 1 just prior to game time
Who is Tyreek?
“Thank you for giving me round eyes Alani”
Who is Hal Yang?
This NFC QB is the first in history to throw for 400+ yards, 5+ tds, 0 int, and….. lose
Who is Jared Goff?
This AFC West player currently on the trade block led the league in sacks (17.5)
Who is Trey Hendrickson?
While highly inebriated, this individual played a royal flush during the bedroom assignment poker game
Who is Hal?
This first down celebration is now banned in the NFL
What is the “nose wipe”? Sorry Blake Chu
“Wow Worthy got smaller arms than Vik”
Who is Ning Chen?
This individual with Kaiju named quads measure 29 inches
Who is Saquon Barkley/Quadzilla?
This AFC kicker led the league in points scored
Who is Chris Boswell?
This football player was cursed by the mushroom dice
Who is Travis Etienne?
This player not named Deshaun Watson was suspended for sexual misconduct with masseuses
Who is Justin Tucker?
“Don’t think anyone be eating that locally … just stupid tourists overpaying to eat bugs”
Who is Vik Nanda?
This nfl logo is the only one that faces left
What are the Eagles?
Corey Bojorquez led the nfl in attempts, total yards, and longest in this category
What is punting?
Our 20 year old hostess at Hopmunk had this patriotic name
What is Liberty?
This mangy former qb was arrested for DUI and gun possession
Who is Smokin & Drinkin Jay Cutler?
“🍄🫖🎉 = vegetables, hydration, and exercise”
Who is the Commish? (On Kernvir’s 13,829 steps)
Trump nominated this former player to be the Bahamas ambassador 🇧🇸
Who is Herschel Walker?
This afc qb led the league in pick sixes (4) and completed the longest td of the year (98 yards)
Who is Will Levis?