Quotes
(While testifying) "Well, people were telling me to kill myself and stuff"
Who is Brantson Kulp?
This mocker spilled yellow nerds all over her co-counsel's lap during round (bonus if you guess both mockers involved)
Who is Claire Leuthner-Barrineau and Cory Wood?
This mocker thinks Ben Zhao (from Georgia Tech and has a girlfriend) is the hottest man on the planet
Who is Meghan Bove?
This then-mocker and current coach caused their coach to leave an ORCS round and go straight to the bar
Who is Coach Gray?
This coach uses his puppy solely for social clout
Who is Coach Ahmad
"He was my buddy, my pal. Popcorn"
Who is Jari Smith?
This mocker wrote in permanent marker all over opposing counsel's non-dry-erase demonstrative during closing arguments (We had to Venmo them for a new demo)
Who is Brantson Kulp?
This mocker outran the police (and swears he would do it again)
Who is Jari Smith?
This ex-mocker broke someone's neck one time
Who is Caitlin Duffey?
This coach definitely has a crush on Will Warihay (head coach of Georgia Tech) but, even if it were true, would never admit to it
Who is Coach Littlejohn?
"My name is NOT Eleanor"
Who is Eleanor - I meant Evelyn - Campbell?
This mocker spilled the entire pledge class of 2040 in the back of the van at our last tournament.
Who is Mac McCranie?
This mocker walks the best in heels
Who is Cristian Gomez?
This ex-mocker got into a fist fight in Conn's
Who is Jace Gravitt?
This coach once showed up to a Mock Trial party at a then-mocker's apartment.
Who is Coach Holson? (he was invited don't worry)
(To Jari) "Clearly you haven't touched a scale in a while."
Who is Xannie Gray?
This mocker created a fake wedding invitation for her marriage to a presiding judge after a tournament
Who is Cory Wood?
This mocker once crashed a golf cart on campus
Who is Becca Ahern?
These two ex-mockers ditched a MT tournament to look at frat houses
Who are Matt Torres and Boland Grayson?
This person was in a movie once
Who is HN?
"Wait, what's your name again?"
Who is Luke Murray?
This mocker basically got high on lean at a tournament last spring
Who is Clay Walsh? (it was DayQuil)
This mocker thought Coach ML was Littlejohn's mother
Who is Mac McCranie?
This ex-mocker AND former coach was blacklisted from his congressional representative's phone line due to excessive calls regarding the tragic absence of koalas in the Greenville Zoo
Who is Conor Riordan?
This coach made an AI thirst-trap edit of another (male) coach (and still has it saved to his phone)
Who is Coach Gray?