Riddle
I am a word of letters three; add two and fewer there will be. What word am I?
Few
There was a pregnant woman driving to the hospital to have her baby her husband was driving very fast the cops came but didn’t pull him over, why?
The cops knew she was pregnant
What’s 25+25?
50
What is one popular food for Christmas Day (multiple answers you only have to get one)
Sugar cookie, gingerbread, ham and eggnog
Mia has seen her great grandmother?(not at the funeral)
What letter is at the end of everything?
The letter “g”
A little boy saw in ice cream truck and rushed out the house (without money) for some ice cream on a hot day the boy instead came to a stop and ran quickly into his house, why?
He forgot his money.
What’s 10x10?
100
What is Christmas about?
Giving, getting, Christ/Jesus
A human being can become a superhero with superpowers?
Yes with the help of demons or spirts.
A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remains. What is it?
Dozens
There was a car coming and a man decides to walk across the street with it coming the car didn’t turn or move the car just kept going straight and the man walking across doesn’t die, how?
The lights were red.
What is 5x5 divided by 2?
Expected answer: 12 or real answer: 12.5
What’s a popular thing to do on Christmas (multiple answer)
Open presents, make gingerbread, praise Jesus, bake cookies and spend time with family.
Demons can bring you into witchcraft etc. Anytime without permission?
no demons can bring you into witchcraft etc. if you allow them.
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
Mirror
A little girl hears a noise while she’s about to go to bed she ignored it but it keeps repeating and getting louder she went to check it out downstairs and found out it was the tv and never came to that house again, why?
She found out it was the tv and someone sitting on the remote turning it up and her mother bought a new house.
What’s 2x2 dived by 2 + 2?
4
Christmas is a time for _________? (Multiple answers)
Giving, getting, family and Jesus
Christmas happened because of Jesus Christ “birthday”?
Yes
What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves?
Nothing
Someone came up to a kid and told him that if he came into his truck he would give him candy, the boy went into his truck unharmed and did not get kidnapped later on they went to his house and still nothing, how/why?
it was the boys uncle/(also acceptable relative) not needed to answer info: so he came into his truck and knew it was his relative. His relative was selling candy and didn’t want him to miss out.
What is 10x10 dived by 2 - 20 + 25?
55
What word does Santa become if you add one more letter to it? (Hint: say all the letters once you hear it you shall know the answer)
Satan
Imagine a man was swimming with sharks with his son until the sharks started to come very close to them they were in the middle of the ocean , did they survive?
Yes because your imaging.