jokes
What is a witch’s favorite lesson at school?
Spelling
What food was the baker's man required to bake as fast as he could in the rhyme Pat-a-cake?
cake
What did the duck say after she bought the lipstick?
Put it on my bill.
The third little piggy enjoyed this type of meat in the nursery rhyme "This little piggy".
Roast Beef
What starts with e....ends with e.... and only has one letter
An envelope
in the nurses rhymes what do the big bad woof try to blow down ??
the first two pigs' houses, made of straw and sticks
What belongs to you, but is used more by others than by you?
your name
The three men in the tub had what three different careers?
Butcher, Baker, and Candlestick-maker.
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but you can't go in. What am I?
A keyboard
Complete the rhyme: "Baa baa _______ sheep, have you any wool?"
black