jokes
What is a witch’s favorite lesson at school?
Spelling
A Black Cat and walking under a ladder are both examples of ___ ____
bad luck
What food was the baker's man required to bake as fast as he could in the rhyme Pat-a-cake?
cake
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A frost-bite
What does Dory sing to help find Nemo?
What is Just Keep Swimming
What did the duck say after she bought the lipstick?
Put it on my bill.
I have black clothes, pointy hat, and a broom. Who am I?
Witch🧙♀️
The third little piggy enjoyed this type of meat in the nursery rhyme "This little piggy".
Roast Beef
Why did the can-crusher quit her job?
Because it was soda-pressing!
What does Nemo have that is lucky?
What is a lucky fin
What starts with e....ends with e.... and only has one letter
An envelope
Who is black with wings and who flies at night?
Bat 🦇
in the nurses rhymes what do the big bad woof try to blow down ??
the first two pigs' houses, made of straw and sticks
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because it would be a foot!
Who dies at the very begging of the movie before Nemo was born?
Who is Nemo's mom
What belongs to you, but is used more by others than by you?
your name
I lose my shoe, I don't know what to do. My mother is mean, all I do is clean. My friends are mice, and I'm very nice! Who am I?
Cinderella
The three men in the tub had what three different careers?
Butcher, Baker, and Candlestick-maker.
Why was the students report card wet?
It was below C level!
What do the fish sing when Nemo is in the tank?
What is Mt. Hakaluki
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but you can't go in. What am I?
A keyboard
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with.💀
Complete the rhyme: "Baa baa _______ sheep, have you any wool?"
black
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Why does Annie chase after the boys?
What is to rescue the dog