animals
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to fix the fence.
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch you later.
How do you spell candy with two letters?
C and Y (C-and-Y)
What do you get if you cross a marigold with a sheepdog?
A collie-flower!
I am a five lettered word, I am one reason for the butterflies in your stomach, I am one reason behind your daydreaming, I rhyme with rush, but you don't really want to rush when it comes to me. What am I?
Crush.
I hide my treasure in the ground, my tail is big and fluffy. If you spot me in a tree, please don’t call me scruffy. What am I?
A squirrel.
What do hockey players and magicians have in common?
Both do hat tricks
What does a witch do when she goes to a hotel?
She orders broom service.
What do a tree and a dog have in common?
Lots of bark!
I live inside you, but not in your tummy, and I am the symbol of love. What am I ?
Heart.
My name sounds like something you might use on your hair or eat for dessert. What am I?
A moose.
Why do basketball players love donuts?
Because they can dunk them.
You’re in a room and there is a ghost in the room, but you’re the only one in the room. How is this possible?
You’re the ghost.
Why should you always wear rubber boots when it’s raining cats and dogs?
Because you could step in a poodle!
I am what everyone thinks a boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel. I am also an idiom that expresses your enthusiasm and passion. What am I?
I am nuts about you.
I’m spotty and speedy, but not at all greedy. I look like a leopard but don’t try to play me at cards. What am I?
A cheetah.
What tea do hockey players drink?
Penal tea
I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween, I bring a jack-o-lantern life. What am I?
A candle
What is a vampire’s favorite breed of dog?
A bloodhound!
I am on the outside and the inside. I can woo you and win your heart; for Keats, I am joy forever. What am I?
Beauty.
Play me with a ball and bat or hear me chirp in a top hat. What am I?
A cricket.
What can you serve but not eat?
Tennis ball
A zombie, a mummy, and a ghost bought a house. It has all of the usual rooms except for one. What room won’t you find?
A living room
What’s your canine friend’s favorite dessert?
Pupcakes!
It is a form of love that mothers can't take back after giving. What is it
Kiss.