Number Jokes
Math Jokes
Math Riddles
Riddles
Riddles
100

What did the zero say to the 8?

Nice Belt!

100

Why do atheists have trouble with exponents?

They don't believe in higher powers!

100

Which snakes are good at math?

adders

100

Why can't you trust a math teacher?

They're always calculating

100

What do baby parabolas drink?

Quadratic formula.

200

Why is the number six so scared?

Because seven eight nine!

200

Why was the equal sign so humble?

Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

200

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had so many problems
200

What did the math teacher say when his parrot escaped?

“Polygon.”

200

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

To get to the same side.

300

Why did 7 eat 9?

It heard you should have 3 squared meals every day.

300

Why should you never mention the number 2885?

Because it’s “two” gross.

300

What geometric shape removes spells and curses?

A hexagon.

300

Why do mathematicians like parks?

Because of all the natural logs.

300

What do you call a mathematician who spent all summer at the beach?

A tan gent.

400

What do you call a number that can’t sit still? 

A roamin’ numeral!

400

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

400

How do we know the fractions, x/c, y/c, and z/c, are all in Europe?

They’re all over c’s!

400

Why didn't the exponential function feel sick?

It was asymptote-matic.

500

Why didn't they serve beer at the math party? 

Because you should never drink and derive.

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