Math Jokes
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
What did the zero say to the 8?
Nice Belt!
Which month has 28 days?
All of them of course!
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name.
What are ten things you can always count on?
Your fingers.
Why did the boy eat his math homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Why is the number six so scared?
Because seven eight nine!
What’s the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of a mirror.
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate! It’s Kate’s mother, after all.
What monster is good at math?
Count Dracula.
How can you make time fly?
Throw a clock out the window!
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Because they already 8
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
The word “wrong.” It’s the only word that’s spelled W-R-O-N-G.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
What do you call an empty parrot cage?
Polly- Gone!
What has 6 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
What goes up and doesn’t come back down?
Your age
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Gee I'm a Tree
If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have?
Very large hands
What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A coin.
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
It wasn't raining.